The Return of the Crazy One - Digital Underground

[00:00.0]The Return of the Crazy One (Explicit) - Digital Underground
[00:01.73]Okay buddy start playing
[00:11.93]One two
[00:13.13]Buckle my shoe
[00:14.25]Scooby-Doo
[00:15.37]Humpty what you gonna do
[00:26.67]Lick lick let me lick
[00:27.75]Smell let me smell the flavor
[00:29.64]And taste the behavior
[00:30.93]The way you
[00:31.53]Been kicking it while the Humpster was lamping
[00:33.34]Fishing and camping
[00:34.65]Out renting boats in the Hamptons
[00:36.74]Eating good working out and giving charity
[00:39.11]Working on my vocal cord clarity
[00:40.94]Hell no I can't front I been at the crib G-ing
[00:43.83]Slapping poontang trying to be the mack pappy
[00:46.35]40-dog and pina colada peeing
[00:48.95]Making my rounds to keep the Humpty girls happy
[00:51.45]If you missed me I was laying in the cut
[00:53.81]Wrecking big butts
[00:55.05]And scratching my knees
[00:56.85]'Cause my homegirl's cat got fleas
[00:58.9]That's how it goes
[01:00.08]The beat flow-flows
[01:01.37]Yo peep the new color of my nose
[01:03.28]Representing how we been living
[01:04.93]That's how it is
[01:05.98]I'm not the biz
[01:06.97]But if I was to pick a booger
[01:08.479996]It'd be a big fat gooey gold plated loogie
[01:11.03]But I was born a yankee so I use my hanky
[01:13.61]The way I wear my clothes freaks the hos 'cause I'm lanky
[01:16.01]Speaking of hankies I like hanky-panky
[01:18.6]Especially when the hanky-panky's stanky
[01:20.979996]Of course ain't gonna be too much stanking
[01:22.95]'Cause then my duty would be to give the booty a spanking
[01:26.3]I like biscuits and grits on the sausage
[01:28.72]And so you know it's me I wrote some nonsense
[01:31.7]Hova glova nivlan blizman glaze niull
[01:34.0]The return of the crazy one (you think I ain't )
[01:55.92]Psycho alpha that means the crazy one
[01:58.619995]Gold nose lazy one
[02:00.57]Skill to kill
[02:01.71]I never worked I never will
[02:03.14]I'm the original high yellow rich rigger bum
[02:05.83]Hookers getting mad 'cause they can't make me come
[02:09.46]Around their way
[02:10.55]Addicted to the way that I play
[02:12.62]I like to chew bubblegum
[02:14.0]Make them laugh when I'm loving them
[02:16.12]I blew a bubble and some Bubble-Yum
[02:17.24]Got caught up in the booty
[02:18.28]I thought it was the end of her
[02:20.13]Gabriella needed an enema
[02:22.13]So I put away the broom
[02:23.44]And we broke out the vacuum
[02:24.98]Sort of like spring cleaning
[02:26.84]Humpty Hump's leaning
[02:27.95999]Into the groove from the fat beat
[02:30.18]The pimp slap beat
[02:31.79001]The yo my head is nodding 'cause I'm hooked like crack beat
[02:34.09]Hiva-humping
[02:35.29001]Rip-riva-rumping
[02:36.81]Biva-biva-butt-pumping
[02:38.51]Rump-riva-rump-pumping
[02:40.82]And it just ain't releasing me
[02:43.5]The beat's obesity
[02:45.64]So fat that it makes me shout
[02:47.88]Ah ha this beat's got gout
[02:50.28]Not from the worms from the pork
[02:51.41]That you eat with a fork
[02:53.22]But it weighs about a ton when it plays
[02:54.95]Back to the honeys
[02:56.33]The play-booty-bunnies
[02:57.51]You know what's real funny to me
[02:59.26]When they get up for the downstroke
[03:02.13]The look on their face when they almost choke
[03:04.94]On the lean butter bean brown hamhock
[03:07.16]I got the joke in the chamber and the gun's cocked
[03:09.79]It's time to pull out my funny bone and get ready for the fun
[03:13.65]The return of the crazy one
[03:44.98]Five six
[03:46.11]Humpty's sick
[03:47.17]Seven eight
[03:48.4]Just too late
[03:49.69]To get the man the help that he needs
[03:52.67]Yo how about some butter beans