PERCEPTION CHECK - Tom Cardy

[00:00.0]PERCEPTION CHECK - Tom Cardy
[00:00.56]Composed by：Tom Cardy
[00:00.83]On the horizon of this forest path
[00:02.84]You see a group of dark cloaked figures
[00:04.59]Slowly trudging towards you
[00:05.91]What do you do
[00:06.57]My half orc barbarian braces her greathammer
[00:08.8]And that's a one
[00:09.67]Critical fail steve what do you do
[00:11.17]Well I believe in anticipation
[00:12.68]My rogue would try and hide behind a tree okay
[00:14.87]Rolled a one
[00:15.42]That's another critical fail
[00:16.78]Tom what does your human bard do
[00:18.57]Active perception check
[00:20.45]That's a natural 20
[00:21.04]Let's ******* go
[00:23.53]I feel it in my fingers
[00:25.72]I feel it in my toes
[00:27.96]These muthafuckas mean to harm us
[00:30.45]And they got to go
[00:31.56]So come on get 'em now
[00:32.78]You picked the wrong day to **** around with my
[00:34.9]Tight crew
[00:37.03]There's no escaping it
[00:38.31]I can perceive you
[00:39.29]Here's what we're gonna do
[00:41.72]Me and ma boys gonna mess you up
[00:43.83]I rolled a one
[00:44.32]I rolled a one
[00:45.15]****
[00:46.28]My boys are otherwise engaged
[00:48.36]So I'm gonna bring it all myself
[00:50.27]Hey I forgot you're supposed to tell me
[00:51.72]What I see right
[00:52.42]Yes thank you let's just slow it all down a bit
[00:54.77]So you notice
[00:55.54]That one of the hooded figures is a little shorter
[00:57.41]I cast vicious mockery nat 20 let's go
[00:59.38]You're a short muthafucka
[01:00.65]And nobody likes you
[01:03.11]Short
[01:03.44]Everybody says
[01:04.26]Look how ******* short that guy is
[01:05.56]And that stops
[01:06.45]You from forming meaningful relationships
[01:08.31]When you were born
[01:09.43]Everybody thought that you were just a head
[01:11.25]But then the doctor said
[01:12.479996]Wait this stupid muthafuckin'
[01:14.06]Tiny short a*s baby got a tiny
[01:15.61]Little itty bitty body
[01:16.59]And I hate it
[01:17.36]Your attack lands and absolutely shatters
[01:19.06]The mind of the cloaked figure
[01:20.31]Perception check please
[01:21.41]Nat 20 let's go
[01:22.37]You perceive the figure was so short
[01:23.729996]Because it was a child
[01:24.76]It's always a kid
[01:25.6]Specifically the child
[01:26.69]You've been looking for for the last 15 days game time
[01:28.68]And 5 days of our actual lives
[01:30.35]Okay I'm sorry I didn't know I'll be better
[01:32.68]His body's just lying there right right
[01:37.740005]Yes don't
[01:39.35]Loot that body
[01:40.240005]Gotta loot that body now
[01:41.479996]Loot that body
[01:42.8]Gotta loot that muthafucka
[01:43.96]Play my flute when I loot that dead kid's body
[01:47.75]*****