United Breaks Guitars - Dave Carroll

[00:04.25]United Breaks Guitars - Dave Carroll
[00:09.5]I flew United Airlines on my way to Nebraska
[00:14.23]The plane departed Halifax connecting in Chicago's O'Hare
[00:23.67]While on the ground a passenger said from the seat behind me
[00:28.13]My God they're throwing guitars out there
[00:35.27]The band and I exchanged a look best described as terror
[00:40.02]At the action on the tarmac and knowing whose projectiles these would be
[00:49.04]So before I left Chicago I alerted three employees
[00:54.05]Who showed complete indifference towards me
[01:01.31]United
[01:03.05]United
[01:06.34]You broke my Taylor Guitar
[01:10.99]United
[01:12.84]United
[01:16.57]Some big help you are
[01:19.54]You broke it you should fix it
[01:21.88]You're liable just admit it
[01:24.3]I should've flown with someone else
[01:26.89]Or gone by car
[01:32.55]'Cause United breaks guitars
[01:39.72]When we landed in Nebraska I confirmed what I'd suspected
[01:44.509995]My Taylor'd been the victim of a vicious act of malice at o'hare
[01:53.34]So began a year long saga of pass the buck
[01:57.71]Don't ask me and I'm sorry sir your claim can go no where
[02:05.56]So to all the airlines people from New York to New Dheli
[02:10.27]Including kind Ms. Irlweg who says the final word from them is no
[02:20.13]I heard all your excuses
[02:21.67]And I've chased your wild gooses
[02:24.45999]And this attitude of yours I say must go
[02:32.02]United
[02:33.33]United
[02:36.79001]You broke my Taylor Guitar
[02:40.88]United
[02:42.36]United
[02:45.69]Some big help you are
[02:49.34]You broke it you should fix it
[02:51.7]You're liable just admit it
[02:53.94]I should've flown with someone else
[02:56.47]Or gone by car
[03:02.26]'Cause United breaks guitars
[03:09.47]Well I won't say that I'll never fly with you again
[03:13.95]'Cause maybe to save the world I probably would
[03:16.82]But that won't likely happen
[03:18.95999]And if it did I wouldn't bring my luggage
[03:22.61]'Cause you'd just go and break it
[03:24.88]Into a thousand pieces
[03:27.64]Just like you broke my heart
[03:30.93]When United breaks guitars
[03:38.68]United
[03:40.34]United
[03:42.7]You broke my Taylor Guitar
[03:47.91]United
[03:49.29001]United
[03:52.74]Some big help you are
[03:56.34]You broke it you should fix it
[03:59.02]You're liable just admit it
[04:01.34]I should've flown with someone else
[04:03.87]Or gone by car
[04:09.04]'Cause United breaks guitars
[04:14.05]Yeah United breaks guitars
[04:18.74]Yeah United breaks guitars