Joel The Lump Of Coal - The Killers

[00:0.0]Joel the Lump of Coal (约耳，小煤球) - The Killers (杀手乐团)/Jimmy Kimmel
[00:0.51]Some time ago at Santa's place
[00:3.81]Up in the old North Pole
[00:6.6]There lived a lump of anthracite
[00:9.53]Whose parents called him Joel
[00:12.87]Joel Joel the lump of coal
[00:15.82]Happy as a lump can be
[00:18.45]He just wants to keep Santa warm
[00:21.81]And make the elves cozy
[00:24.59]But Santa Claus had other plans
[00:27.68]For Joel one fateful day
[00:30.74]"Joel you're just the lump I need
[00:33.53]Come join me on my sleigh"
[00:36.73]Joel Joel the lump of coal
[00:39.72]Heart leapt up with joy
[00:42.55]"I'll soon be Santa's present to
[00:45.44]A lucky girl or boy
[00:48.58]We'll laugh and play together
[00:51.5]And hold each other tight
[00:54.62]Snuggle under clean white sheets
[00:57.59]When we go to sleep at night"
[01:00.85]Then Santa's elves all laughed at Joel
[01:05.9]"You're in for a surprise
[01:10.75]You're not a special Christmas gift
[01:15.7]You're just a booby prize
[01:20.85]What kid would ever want you
[01:25.55]You're filthy as can be
[01:31.18]Now you have to go and live
[01:35.7]With one who's been naughty"
[01:41.23]"But I make heat " poor Joel cried
[01:46.2]"And electricity"
[01:50.82]"You pollute the air
[01:54.83]With CO2 and mercury"
[01:62.62]Joel Joel the lump of coal
[01:67.3]Fell down upon his knees
[01:72.43]"I don't wanna live with a naughty kid
[01:77.03]Don't make me Santa please"
[01:82.33]But Santa laughed his jolly laugh
[01:86.43]"Ho ho you stupid lump
[01:91.97]You're just the thing to teach this brat
[01:97.]That Santa ain't no chump"
[02:02.13]So off they flew and before he knew
[02:07.42]Joel was in a sack
[02:12.27]He cried and yelled to Santa Claus
[02:17.02]"Why don't we just go back "
[02:22.08]And then came Christmas morning
[02:27.]And much to Joel's surprise
[02:30.2](Much to Joel's surprise)
[02:32.43]He saw a boy with the saddest face
[02:37.27]And tears were in his eyes
[02:40.27](Tears were in his eyes)
[02:42.27]He picked Joel up and held him
[02:46.75]And said "You can be my friend
[02:49.88](Hey man let's be friends)
[02:52.53]I would've liked some presents but
[02:56.92]You're what Santa chose to send
[02:60.18](Santa chose to send)
[02:62.67]It's true I've been a naughty boy
[02:67.37]And maybe that's a sin
[02:69.93](Maybe that's a sin)
[02:72.9]If this is how Santa treats the kids
[02:77.18]I'm just glad that I'm not him"
[02:82.48]Joel Joel the lump of coal
[02:87.5]Knew what he must do
[02:91.88]He said
[02:92.88]"Now I know the reason why
[02:97.38]I got sent to you
[03:02.42]Cause when a person hurts inside
[03:07.38]It turns him hard and cruel
[03:12.42]But I know how to make your pain
[03:17.4]Into a precious jewel
[03:22.17]So take me in your hand young man
[03:27.45]And squeeze with all your might
[03:32.1]Let's turn your pain and anger
[03:35.58]Into something that shines bright"
[03:42.18]Then Joel Joel the lump of coal
[03:47.52]He gave his life away
[03:52.23]So that one good naughty little boy
[03:57.03]Had a diamond on Christmas day