Intro 1 - intro - DJ Lazlow

[00:00.1]DJ Lazlow Intro - Various Artists
[00:02.1]V-Rock
[00:05.32]What is the rock and roll lifestyle
[00:07.59]A leather jacket long hair
[00:09.85]Waking up with mystery bruises and a nasty itch
[00:12.81]Of course
[00:13.82]But it's more than that
[00:15.34]It's laughing at the establishment
[00:17.71]Even if you don't know what the establishment is
[00:19.94]And that's what Lazlow is all about
[00:22.91]I'm 100 percent rebel I got kicked out
[00:26.03]Of school after the 12th grade man
[00:28.26]That's why when V-Rock was looking for
[00:30.3]A DJ to open the portals of hell
[00:32.77]And play commercials in between
[00:34.18]The records they'd chosen they picked me
[00:37.01]V-Rock home of Lazlow and the Vulture
[00:40.18]I'll tell you one thing
[00:41.44]It takes a lot of soul compassion
[00:43.85]Commitment and artistic integrity
[00:46.01]To play other people's music for money
[00:48.7]So listen to this
[00:49.96]Don't sell out
[00:51.23]I never will
[00:52.42]Get a lighter turn out the lights
[00:54.59]And turn up the stereo
[00:56.31]Because V-Rock and I have teamed up
[00:58.21]With the record companies to show you how to party
[01:01.6]I've hand-picked my favorite records that I play on my show
[01:05.11]These are records that I feel almost
[01:06.99]As passionate about as I do about myself
[01:11.96]Only sissies cry
[01:14.49]Real men stand in the rain and listen to this
[01:20.87]V-rock