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[00:05.22]My boy 第一位朋友呢
[00:11.94]叫做虎子哥
[00:13.26]他说
[00:13.62]快过年了呀
[00:14.55]大表哥呢
[00:15.24]打电话叫我去吃鱼
[00:17.4]原来啊
[00:18.0]是他承包了村里荒废的两亩鱼塘
[00:22.23]找人帮他抓鱼
[00:23.94]我们十来个人啊
[00:25.2]弄了六台抽水机
[00:26.88]抽了好几个小时
[00:28.35]总算是把水给抽干了
[00:30.6]结果诺大的鱼塘一条大鱼都没有
[00:34.08]只有稀稀落落的小鱼和一些泥鳅
[00:37.17]有个哥们儿呢
[00:38.1]就问我表哥呀
[00:39.24]说多少鱼苗啊
[00:41.01]是不是平时放水的时候给跑了呀
[00:43.95]啊
[00:44.19]大表哥呢
[00:44.73]就挠挠头问
[00:45.6]啥养鱼
[00:47.1]还要放鱼苗
[00:48.57]不是有水就有鱼吗
[00:55.83]Help me my sister and a bomb in Greece
[01:00.22]These weeks in all around the world but I m on lion 第二位朋友呢
[01:09.64]叫做骑着二哈啃黄瓜
[01:11.59]他说公司的门禁呢
[01:13.06]是扫脸识别的
[01:14.68]那天我带着老板让人裱好的大相框进来
[01:18.37]我扛着相框啊道门近前
[01:20.89]正准备放下扫脸
[01:22.45]结果门禁扫到老板的相片门居然开了in what I mean the longer the woman got everything to some of the most beautiful women ever seen it to see if we go Bo Di bu si Le 下一位朋友呢
[01:46.33]叫做老巫婆
[01:47.71]他说大学的时候有一个男的追我
[01:50.29]特别疯狂的那种
[01:51.61]都追到家里来了呀
[01:53.53]并且呢
[01:54.16]跟我妈就承诺啊
[01:55.509995]说一定会把我养得白白胖胖的
[01:58.54]我妈当时啊就怒了
[02:00.41]说了一句
[02:01.28]我闺女都这么胖了啊
[02:03.62]你还要养胖他
[02:04.64]你什么居心啊
[02:09.02]Ren na plays that well and crack me baby 搜擦屋儿change 最后一位朋友呢
[02:24.2]叫做咫尺天涯
[02:26.03]他说一直都是单身
[02:27.8]那单的我都抑郁了
[02:29.57]于是呢
[02:30.08]有一天我就去看心理医生
[02:32.06]医生呢
[02:32.6]就说啊
[02:33.23]对待爱情态度要从容
[02:36.11]保持自己的高冷啊
[02:38.3]恋爱对象呢
[02:39.32]不要去选择帅哥
[02:40.79001]不要超过身高一米七五的
[02:43.4]也不要找这种家财万贯的
[02:46.1]说到这里呢
[02:47.0]医生就停顿了一下
[02:48.8]解释道说
[02:50.09]毕竟你忒丑了
[00:05.22]My boy 第一位朋友呢
[00:11.94]叫做虎子哥
[00:13.26]他说
[00:13.62]快过年了呀
[00:14.55]大表哥呢
[00:15.24]打电话叫我去吃鱼
[00:17.4]原来啊
[00:18.0]是他承包了村里荒废的两亩鱼塘
[00:22.23]找人帮他抓鱼
[00:23.94]我们十来个人啊
[00:25.2]弄了六台抽水机
[00:26.88]抽了好几个小时
[00:28.35]总算是把水给抽干了
[00:30.6]结果诺大的鱼塘一条大鱼都没有
[00:34.08]只有稀稀落落的小鱼和一些泥鳅
[00:37.17]有个哥们儿呢
[00:38.1]就问我表哥呀
[00:39.24]说多少鱼苗啊
[00:41.01]是不是平时放水的时候给跑了呀
[00:43.95]啊
[00:44.19]大表哥呢
[00:44.73]就挠挠头问
[00:45.6]啥养鱼
[00:47.1]还要放鱼苗
[00:48.57]不是有水就有鱼吗
[00:55.83]Help me my sister and a bomb in Greece
[01:00.22]These weeks in all around the world but I m on lion 第二位朋友呢
[01:09.64]叫做骑着二哈啃黄瓜
[01:11.59]他说公司的门禁呢
[01:13.06]是扫脸识别的
[01:14.68]那天我带着老板让人裱好的大相框进来
[01:18.37]我扛着相框啊道门近前
[01:20.89]正准备放下扫脸
[01:22.45]结果门禁扫到老板的相片门居然开了in what I mean the longer the woman got everything to some of the most beautiful women ever seen it to see if we go Bo Di bu si Le 下一位朋友呢
[01:46.33]叫做老巫婆
[01:47.71]他说大学的时候有一个男的追我
[01:50.29]特别疯狂的那种
[01:51.61]都追到家里来了呀
[01:53.53]并且呢
[01:54.16]跟我妈就承诺啊
[01:55.509995]说一定会把我养得白白胖胖的
[01:58.54]我妈当时啊就怒了
[02:00.41]说了一句
[02:01.28]我闺女都这么胖了啊
[02:03.62]你还要养胖他
[02:04.64]你什么居心啊
[02:09.02]Ren na plays that well and crack me baby 搜擦屋儿change 最后一位朋友呢
[02:24.2]叫做咫尺天涯
[02:26.03]他说一直都是单身
[02:27.8]那单的我都抑郁了
[02:29.57]于是呢
[02:30.08]有一天我就去看心理医生
[02:32.06]医生呢
[02:32.6]就说啊
[02:33.23]对待爱情态度要从容
[02:36.11]保持自己的高冷啊
[02:38.3]恋爱对象呢
[02:39.32]不要去选择帅哥
[02:40.79001]不要超过身高一米七五的
[02:43.4]也不要找这种家财万贯的
[02:46.1]说到这里呢
[02:47.0]医生就停顿了一下
[02:48.8]解释道说
[02:50.09]毕竟你忒丑了
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