Lower Your Expectations - Dolphin Smiling

[00:00.0]Lower Your Expectations (Explicit) - Dolphin Smiling
[00:05.82]Composed by：Bo Burnham
[00:11.64]You want a guy that's sweet a guy that's tough
[00:13.99]A feminist who likes to pay for stuff
[00:16.12]The kind of guy you gets along with your friends
[00:17.9]Without being attracted to any of them
[00:20.67]A good boy a bad boy a good bad boy
[00:23.19]A half good half bad half boy
[00:25.39]Loves your brothers sensitive but not weak and
[00:27.48]Is a great lover calls your mother on the weekend
[00:30.0]Now you might think that
[00:31.26]This guy only exists in your mind
[00:35.98]Guess what you're right
[00:39.11]If you want love lower your expectations a few
[00:44.95]Because Prince Charming would never settle for you
[00:47.62]If you want love just pick a guy and love him
[00:53.5]And if he's got a thing for feet say
[00:55.39]F**k it sweep me off 'em
[01:12.58]You want a girl that's nice a girl that's not
[01:14.86]Obsessed with her looks but is insanely hot
[01:16.84]The kind of girl that you can show to your folks
[01:18.57]Loves the movies that you like and always laughs at your jokes
[01:21.51]A real girl a hot girl a really hot girl
[01:24.04]A brand new really hot real doll
[01:26.13]Wants to impress you doesn't care if you notice
[01:27.81]And only ever uses you to tickle her throat with
[01:30.76]Now you might think that
[01:32.020004]This girl only exists in your mind
[01:36.72]She's real but last week she died
[01:40.020004]If you want love lower your expectations a lot
[01:45.61]You might think your dick is a gift I promise it's not
[01:48.479996]If you want love just pick a girl and love her
[01:54.06]Then whip out your dick and
[01:54.990005]Let the girl you love decline the offer
[01:58.29]I don't want a neat freak I don't want a slob
[02:00.45]Somebody with bedhead and a dead-end job
[02:03.13]'Cause I won't settle for less than perfect
[02:08.25]We want perfect children a perfect life
[02:10.91]A perfect husband or a perfect wife
[02:14.24]But deep down we know we don't deserve it
[02:21.45999]But
[02:24.13]We all deserve love
[02:28.43]Even on the days when we aren't our best
[02:32.1]'Cause we all suck but love can make us suck less
[02:37.44]All deserve love it's the very best part of being alive
[02:44.8]And I would know I just turned 25