Princess Rap Battle: Snow White vs. Elsa - Whitney Avalon,Katja Glieson
Princess Rap Battle: Snow White vs. Elsa-Whitney Avalon,Katja Glieson.mp3
[00:09.00]SNOW WHITE:It’s not lame that my aim her...
[00:09.00]SNOW WHITE:It’s not lame that my aim here’s to tell you the truth
[00:12.00]I’ll hit it out of the park like my name is Babe Ruth
[00:14.00]Got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
[00:17.00]The fact that you can’t claim the same is really a shame
[00:20.00]I’m the original princess, you’re a copy of a copy
[00:22.00]I am porcelain and perfect and your floppy hair is sloppy
[00:25.00]I’m fragile but agile, rarely cross
[00:27.00]I am sweet, you can tweet, I’m a treat, like a boss
[00:30.00]ELSA: Who the hell are you to step to me?
[00:32.00]An aimless airhead with a vitamin D deficiency
[00:34.00]You got no skills ‘cuz you’re focused on your looks
[00:36.00]And let’s get to what was up with you and those seven shnooks (Hi, ho!)
[00:40.00]I’ve heard you sing – it’s a high-pitched chirp
[00:42.00]You’re *****. SNOW: You’re grumpy. ELSA: You’re a bashful twerp.
[00:44.50]That squeaky, meek demeanor is an awful choice
[00:47.00]I can drown you out right now with my powerful voice
[00:53.00]SNOW WHITE:Um, you should know, that’s not singing, you’re just yelling
[00:56.70]At least now I can’t heard the mean lies you’re telling
[00:59.60]You could’ve grieved with your sister from the start
[01:02.00]But no, you’re the one who’s really got a frozen heart
[01:04.50]You were selfish and deluded when it comes down to it
[01:07.00]Had the chance to do better, but like a porn star, you blew it
[01:10.00]As for your powers, they’re hardly legit
[01:12.00]You built a whole castle with nowhere to sit
[01:14.50]Does it really count as magic if when you let it go
[01:17.00]The only thing that moves is ice and snow?
[01:19.50]I talk to animals and it always impresses
[01:22.00]You’re just a blonde snow-blower in sparkly dresses
[01:25.00]ELSA:That’s right, manipulating snow, I’m the best at that game
[01:27.70]Which means you’re under my control ‘cuz that’s your stupid name
[01:31.00] And who eats an apple a stranger gives ya? (Duh)
[01:34.00]And who needs a man to save and kiss ya?
[01:36.30]I’m savvy, strong, single, and so independent
[01:39.00]You’re the weakest role model while I am transcendent
[01:41.00]You’re a forgotten bygone, yes, time is the cruelest
[01:43.00]I’m the newest, the boldest, and literally the coolest
[01:46.00]So step aside and hide, go find a cottage to clean
[01:48.00]You’re one ditzy princess, I’m a motherf'ing queen