Count to Three (feat. The Stupendium & Ellen McLain) - The Chalkeaters

[00:00.00]It this what you've been waiting for?
[00:01.83]Say "One to Two ... "
[00:03.58]"... and Four "
[00:20.00]Hi again, I'm Gabe N
[00:21.89]A fan of shooters, wizard of computers
[00:23.67]and a handsome man.
[00:24.32](Your grandfather used to blather bout him thousand years ago)
[00:28.17]Wasn't easy keeping busy
[00:29.90]Every season brings another reason not to make a game
[00:32.29](Oh why brother, Just another wasted day in the studio)
[00:35.95]I had it all but tried new things, true
[00:37.64]It didn't get us very far
[00:39.54]Between controllers and machines you
[00:41.75]Still picked a rusty old crowbar
[00:43.75]Nobody sees beyond my charming self
[00:45.64]A soul that's never truly free
[00:47.45]So, just for once, forget the summer sale
[00:49.75]And give it up for Half-Life...
[00:51.52]ALYX!
[00:52.00]The valve's been stuck corroded by the money
[00:56.00]Has not been oiled for years
[01:00.16]We didn't even hope to see it running
[01:03.92]But now you're bound to learn how to * 2
[01:07.94]This time you're bound to count to Three!
[01:15.75](Guess what's coming after...)
[01:18.10]Well here we are again
[01:19.90]Except we're long forgotten
[01:21.88]My circuits niggling up and down my spine
[01:26.10]He said it's worth the wait
[01:27.84]His weight keeps pressing harder
[01:29.78]But Alyx gave us hope we'll rise and shine
[01:34.09]For soulless card games
[01:36.20]And hardware releases
[01:37.87]The light's been turning green
[01:41.68]Life gave you lemons
[01:43.43]Take them out the freezer
[01:45.82]This time you're bound to learn how to * 2
[01:49.80]This time you're bound to count to ...
[01:51.50]These numbers are intimidating
[01:53.12]It's hard to give a fresh new start
[01:55.14]When everyone's anticipating
[01:57.14]Another masterpiece of art
[01:59.25]If this machine keeps playing dead, We
[02:01.09]May end up on the other side
[02:03.12]So hold on to all your hats, Let's
[02:05.14]Show'em a triple-A done right!
[02:07.37]The valve's been stuck corroded by the money
[02:11.59]But after many years
[02:15.49]We can't believe the engine started running
[02:19.45]This time he's bound to count to Three!
[02:23.47]Full steam ahead
[02:24.78]We'll end this idle running
[02:27.40]Let's give the valve a spin
[02:31.35]We've got some work to do
[02:33.37]So take this, honey
[02:35.39]This time you're bound to learn how to * 2
[02:39.22]This time you're bound to count to Three!