Green Tea - Awkwafina,Margaret Cho

[00:02.33]With every *****
[00:05.43]A pair of shoes will go to a child in need
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[00:10.01]Yeah
[00:11.00]Flip a stereotype
[00:12.65]How an Asian ***** got concubines?
[00:15.15]Turn a grown man to a bashful bride
[00:17.49]With a vag that will leave him immobilized
[00:20.04]But 'fina wasn't born with the gas
[00:22.70]As a matter of fact, I was born with a rash
[00:25.29]As a matter of fact, got a concave ass
[00:27.49]Still the hoes line up like a paragraph
[00:30.15]Yellow ******* in the driver's seat (x3)
[00:37.58]***** drive that Corolla right into the streets
[00:40.82]Yellow ******* in the driver's seat (x3)
[00:47.65]***** drive that Corolla right into the streets
[00:50.63]
[00:51.03]We got that bomb *****
[00:53.24]That Long Duk Dong *****
[00:55.78]Make you call your mom *****
[00:58.17]Get a pair of TOMS *****
[01:00.77]Got that Soon Yi *****
[01:03.25]Be all you want to be *****
[01:05.76]That Giving Tree *****
[01:08.40]You belong to me *****
[01:10.53]
[01:10.68]Hello, this is taste of jasmine
[01:13.37]Never been, never will be a has-been
[01:16.06]Rub it, you'll feel like Aladdin
[01:18.55]I'll dish it cause I might be into casting
[01:21.30]Us yellow ******* livin' fancy gettin' beef like Kobe
[01:26.12]Us yellow ******* datin' white boys that look just like Moby
[01:31.15]Us yellow ******* eatin' fruits and **** at karaoke
[01:36.13]Pull up in a second hand Mazda
[01:38.53]Pull up in a Hyundai Elantra
[01:41.23]Yellow ******* in the driver's seat (x3)
[01:48.43]***** drive that Corolla right into the streets
[01:51.64]
[01:51.90]We got that bomb *****
[01:53.69]That Long Duk Dong *****
[01:56.18]Make you call your mom *****
[01:58.77]Get a pair of TOMS *****
[02:01.26]Got that Soon Yi *****
[02:03.70]Be all you want to be *****
[02:06.30]That Giving Tree *****
[02:08.70]You belong to me *****
[02:11.70]
[02:12.10](Came out my belly with a suture
[02:14.24]Awkwafina is the future)
[02:16.99]Aw thank you that's so sweet
[02:19.33]Thank you Margaret
[02:20.47]Margaret?
[02:22.48](Hello
[02:24.27]Every *****
[02:27.06]A pair of shoes will go to a child in need)
[02:31.65]Why would you-
[02:32.24]Why the accent? Ok
[02:33.55](With every *****
[02:35.04]A pair of shoes will go to a child in need)
[02:39.88](I feel like we didn't necessarily agree to that
[02:42.03]I don't think we have to)
[02:42.88](Hello?)
[02:43.54]Ok. Hi. Hi yes
[02:44.44](How come you never call me?)
[02:45.78]I think the accent is unnecessary
[02:47.43](How come you never call me?
[02:48.93]OK, Finally
[02:50.56]Call me
[02:51.91]Press 1 for pickup
[02:54.60]Press 2 for delivery)