A Campaign Of Shock And Awe - Evelyn Evelyn

[00:00.000] 作曲 : Neville
[00:04.79]Behold, the eighth wonder
[00:06.67]Of the natural world!
[00:07.95]Come one and come all
[00:09.29]See the two-headed girl
[00:11.11]Stupendous! Revolting!
[00:12.71]You'll be shocked, you'll be awed
[00:14.44]A true freak of nature
[00:16.28]A blunder of God
[00:18.06]But possessing such talents
[00:19.82]Hear them sing, see them dance
[00:21.04]As seen in the highest class
[00:23.18]Parlours of France
[00:24.55]Just ten bucks (?)
[00:26.09]Get your seats while they last
[00:28.08]We take Visa and Master Card
[00:29.71]Debit or cash!
[00:31.94]Isn't it nice that they're being so nice to us?
[00:35.16]If I'm not mistaken I think they might like us
[00:38.05]Aren't we lucky to be here?
[00:39.94]Stop moving, they're taking a picture
[00:41.90]Smile for the camera, Evelyn
[00:45.24]Come in, come in
[00:46.54]Must be cold out there, gentlemen
[00:48.15]Take off your coats
[00:49.83]And just guess what the wind blew in
[00:51.88]I know you like twins
[00:53.39]Have I got a surprise!
[00:54.98]They're identical sisters
[00:56.62]Attached at the sides!
[00:58.37]Just imagine the fun
[01:00.47]You could have with (?)
[01:01.87]And they're so well behaved
[01:03.68]Not a single complaint yet
[01:05.27]Just look at these photos
[01:06.84]While I pour your a cocktail
[01:08.52]I don't know whether I should charge
[01:10.48]Double or triple!
[01:12.60]Isn't it nice that they're being so nice to us?
[01:15.06]If I'm not mistaken I think they might like us
[01:18.50]Aren't we lucky to be here?
[01:20.22]Stop moving, they're taking a picture
[01:22.34]Smile for the camera, Evelyn
[01:52.48]Ladies and gentlemen
[01:54.15]Critics and hipsters
[01:55.75]Have you heard the new disc
[01:57.16]By the Evelyn sisters?
[01:58.80]Seamlessly floating with grace
[02:00.46]Between eras and genres
[02:02.26]They sing timeless new songs
[02:03.82]Rife with double-entendres
[02:05.68]As featured in Rolling Stone
[02:07.45]Spin, the New Yorker
[02:08.89]And Pitchfork (Pitchfork)
[02:12.37]There's an in-store appearance
[02:14.12]Today at the corner of
[02:15.71]Bedford and Seventh Ave.
[02:17.49]Come get a photograph
[02:19.50]Sticker, and autographed shirt!
[02:23.01]Isn't it nice that they're being so nice to us?
[02:25.62]If I'm not mistaken I think they might like us
[02:29.21]Aren't we lucky to be here?
[02:31.00]Stop moving, they're taking a picture
[02:33.09]Smile for the camera, Evelyn!