Five Minutes Of Funk - Whodini

[00:00.07]Five minutes of funk
[00:34.58]Now the party didn't start till I walked in
[00:37.31]An' I probably won't leave until the thing ends
[00:39.55]But in the mean time, the in between time
[00:41.68]If you work your thing, then I'll work mine
[00:44.20]We came here together so we could have fun
[00:46.30]Me an' you, baby, goin' one on one
[00:48.44]Now this is the last chance for us to get off
[00:50.72]So either get loose, or you ought to get lost
[00:52.93]'Cause I'm just about ready to do my thing
[00:54.85]'Cause I'm the stone cold, New York rap machine
[00:57.30]I'ma give you what I got an' baby, that's plenty
[00:59.69]An' never has one man rocked so many
[01:01.94]Im'a make you wet an' make you sweat
[01:04.32]Just to see how funky you can get
[01:06.30]Now, when I'm on the mic, I do serve well
[01:08.61]And I go by the name of the Rapper Jaili
[01:15.38]Four minutes left
[01:19.82]Now sit back, relax, put on your head gear
[01:22.80]Get ready for a trip through the atmosphere
[01:24.32]Gonna take you for a ride through the Twilight Zone
[01:26.47]I don't need a space ship, I use my microphone
[01:28.52]So hold on tight, with all your might
[01:30.75]'Cause I'll be rappin' like this for the rest of the night
[01:33.19]It's Jalil, y'all, your master rapper
[01:35.41]An' when I'm on the mic it's a sheer disaster
[01:37.88]'Cause MCs crumble when we rumble
[01:39.96]Some think I'm soft just because I'm humble
[01:42.18]So all you MCs, I hope you're real good listeners
[01:44.48]'Cause in this battle, I'm takin' no prisoners
[01:46.63]I'm slayin' MCs right on the spot
[01:48.82]'Cause I'm the the master of the rap, the doctor of the rock
[01:51.40]The 'Jack of all trades', the master of one
[01:53.60]An' the thing I'm at is called havin' fun
[01:55.45]We got three minutes left to rock this funk
[01:57.64]To separate the good stuff from the junk
[01:59.98]So get in the groove an' feel the sound
[02:02.57]An' once you're inside, spread yourself around
[02:04.64]From the bottom to the top, the top to the bottom
[02:06.60]Come on, Master Dee, get funky while we got 'em
[02:16.09]Three minutes left
[02:18.60]Me an' my partner, from the start
[02:20.53]We usually get together, after dark
[02:22.58]Sometimes to rap, sometimes to sing
[02:24.78]In the summer or the winter 'cause it ain't no thing
[02:27.00]An' ever since I first came round
[02:29.34]Side by side, we'd throw down
[02:31.43]We came here to this here place
[02:33.66]To serve you all right to your face
[02:35.92]Because this jam here is our show stopper
[02:38.40]We didn't wanna do it but I guess we gotta
[02:40.51]We're the men of the hour, makin' the ladies scream an' holler
[02:42.82]Too hot to trot, too sweet to be sour
[02:44.99]I'm gonna set the record straight
[02:47.14]An' I hope that it is not too late
[02:49.34]If you want the best, I wont settle for less
[02:51.51]Put your money on me, I'm your best bet
[02:53.71]Come on, one for the treble
[02:55.89]Two for the bass
[02:58.17]Three for the ladies
[03:00.17]Four for the plaid
[03:02.64]Five, minutes of funk, this ain't no junk
[03:05.10]So pull your bottom, off the tree stump
[03:07.24]Ladies real pretty, city to city
[03:09.63]But now we're gettin' down to the nitty gritty
[03:11.95]From the bottom to the top, top to the bottom
[03:14.80]I'm gonna rock 'em, while I still got 'em
[03:16.27]Our rappin' shower has style an' power
[03:18.42]An' this is our disco hour
[03:20.47]I dunno if all of you have heard
[03:22.97]So it's up to me to spread the word
[03:25.14]About the man that we feel has got to be real
[03:27.48]Our crowned Prince on the wheels of steel
[03:29.72]He goes by the name of Grandmaster Dee
[03:31.89]So if it's alright with you, it's alright with me
[03:34.30]We gonna rock you people's minds with ease
[03:36.28]With some help from the Maestro, if you please
[04:16.56]One minute left..
[05:15.34]I'm sorry, your five minutes are up
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