百变酒精 - 法老

[00:00.0]百变酒精(Live)-法老
[00:06.06]作词：法老
[00:12.12]作曲：法老
[00:18.18]我是一个酒精过敏的帅哥
[00:20.16]我的酒品爆差
[00:21.12]但是我爆爱喝
[00:22.62]只要稍微喝一点酒我就会死
[00:24.57]但是让我疯狂喝酒
[00:25.98]你就会死
[00:26.91]我会掀起桌布
[00:27.9]给你吃个巴掌
[00:29.16]手握起白酒王
[00:30.12]然后吹牛撒谎
[00:31.35]老阿姨叫我宝贝
[00:32.64]男的自我保卫
[00:33.75]我暴揍我的老板
[00:34.59]并且丢了一个岗位
[00:35.97]宿醉醒来我发现我睡在工地
[00:38.16]次数多了我和工头居然成了homie
[00:40.29]我不仅有了工作
[00:41.25]收入还低了几倍
[00:42.72]每天搬砖之后
[00:43.47]我们就要起飞
[00:44.88]Club 里每天都有我的舞姿
[00:46.8]我们天天蹭卡
[00:47.85]消费从来不到50
[00:49.26]各种酒的品牌
[00:50.16]开始排队找我代言
[00:51.51]都被我给拒绝
[00:52.35]老子才不在乎钱
[00:53.34]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[00:55.68]我是百变酒精
[00:56.82]不是百变小樱
[00:57.96]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:00.15]今晚我要出门
[01:01.23]酒局你得小心
[01:02.4]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:04.59]我是百变酒精
[01:05.7]不是百变小樱
[01:06.81]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:09.03]今晚我要出门
[01:10.11]酒局你得小心
[01:11.46]保安给我过肩摔将我赶走
[01:13.47]隔壁为我何时呕吐
[01:14.58]开了一个盘口
[01:15.72]我的舞技
[01:16.29]让罗志祥也吓到颤抖
[01:17.91]每次跳完我都要吃
[01:19.020004]三十五个馒头
[01:20.1]早上刷牙漱口洗脸都用酒精
[01:22.38]我已经成精了
[01:23.58]是只千年酒精
[01:24.57]欢迎隔壁卡座过来找我敬酒
[01:26.85]我会把你打晕
[01:27.66]并且所有酒都抢走
[01:29.07]爸爸从不担心我会喝多酒驾
[01:31.56]救护车每天凌晨三点
[01:32.61]准时送我回家
[01:33.69]每次酒局以前
[01:34.59]我都备好一封遗书
[01:35.97]四十万个红疹排满我的肌肤
[01:37.89]我的嘴巴肿的
[01:38.759995]就像是一根烤肠
[01:40.17]只要我能活着回家
[01:41.25]妈妈就会表扬
[01:42.6]酒精让我快乐
[01:43.71]酒精让我悲伤
[01:44.85]酒精将我肚子
[01:45.69]变成一整块的脂肪
[01:46.770004]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:48.990005]我是百变酒精
[01:50.16]不是百变小樱
[01:51.3]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:53.490005]今晚我要出门
[01:54.57]酒局你得小心
[01:55.740005]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:57.96]我是百变酒精
[01:59.07]不是百变小樱
[02:00.21]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:02.49]今晚我要出门
[02:03.45]酒局你得小心
[02:04.77]我一般不吐一吐吐个泳池
[02:06.81]我在里面游泳
[02:07.86]创造各种花式
[02:09.03]每次喝完我都会
[02:10.13]丢失一台手机
[02:11.28]如果没偷到我手机
[02:12.48]我隔日给你邮寄
[02:13.68]这就是我的性格
[02:14.85]充满血性
[02:15.72]每个摩的司机都把我当兄弟
[02:17.94]我和他们有36 种击掌手势
[02:20.19]他们不仅送我回家
[02:21.27]还要抢光我的首饰
[02:22.59]今天早上我突然决定要戒酒
[02:24.81]因为我的女朋友
[02:25.70999]想要和我分手
[02:26.79001]哦我想起来了
[02:27.9]我并没有女朋友
[02:29.01]那是十五年前
[02:30.12]那时我刚开始喝酒
[02:31.53]记得那时我的成绩非常优异
[02:33.63]都是喝假酒
[02:34.32]让我成了一个砂皮
[02:35.94]如果能够重来
[02:36.93]我一定适量饮酒
[02:38.01]像个真的男人一样
[02:39.09]来上一桶汽油
[02:39.87]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:42.33]我是百变酒精
[02:43.5]不是百变小樱
[02:44.58]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:46.8]今晚我要出门
[02:48.06]酒局你得小心
[02:49.08]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:51.24]我是百变酒精
[02:52.38]不是百变小樱
[02:53.49]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:55.68]今晚我要出门
[02:56.94]酒局你得小心
[03:07.2]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[03:17.91]我是百变酒精
[03:19.05]不是百变小樱
[03:20.13]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[03:22.32]今晚我要出门
[03:23.43]酒局你得小心
[03:24.63]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[03:26.79001]我是百变酒精
[03:28.02]不是百变小樱
[03:29.07]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[03:31.2]今晚我要出门
[03:32.28]酒局你得小心