H.Y.C.Y.BH - Tom Cardy

[00:00.000] 作曲 : Tom Cardy
[00:04.455]When my roommate comes into the room
[00:05.947]Looking for his car keys
[00:08.960]I don't say it yet
[00:12.951]And when he gets me off the couch
[00:14.198]To check underneath the couch cushions
[00:16.953]I don't say it yet, no
[00:20.949]And then when he says out loud
[00:22.465]"I wonder where my car keys are"
[00:25.389]I still don't say it
[00:28.895](I still don't say it yet)
[00:30.393]But then he asks me
[00:32.652]"Do you know where my car keys are"
[00:37.146]I look at him in his face and I say
[00:39.144]Have you checked your butthole?
[00:41.639]Ski-dap, ba-dap, butthole
[00:45.394]I have not seen your keys, but since you're askin' me
[00:46.385]You better check up that butthole
[00:47.895]Of course I'm not serious
[00:49.898]I don't think it's up inside your big brown business
[00:51.894]But a funny thing to say
[00:54.654]To someone who's lost their shit and is stressed out visibly
[00:58.895]When I see the best man start to sweat
[01:03.140]I don't say it yet (Ski-dap, ba-dap)
[01:05.639]When I see that little ring bearer cunt
[01:07.154]Getting yelled at by his mum
[01:10.634]Oh, I still don't say it
[01:12.399]When I see the groom asking the vicar
[01:14.894]If they can wait just another fifteen minutes
[01:18.641]I do not say it (Ski-bap, ba-da)
[01:20.139]And when the father of the bride
[01:23.896]Starts organizing an ad-hoc emu bob of the courtyard area
[01:26.893]I want to, but I do not say it
[01:28.138]It's the eleventh hour
[01:30.397]With three-hundred congregates under God's roof
[01:31.895]The vicar approaches the mic
[01:34.138]And suddenly, all of the chatter goes mute
[01:35.881]He says that they've misplaced the rings
[01:38.138]Could anyone possibly know where they are?
[01:39.137]I know it's my time
[01:43.394]as all heads turn as I stand and say, "Vicar"
[01:44.896]Have you checked your butthole?
[01:47.642]Ski-dap, ba-dap, butthole
[01:50.892]I have not seen your ring, but have you checked your ring?
[01:52.136]And by ring, I mean butthole
[01:53.888]Love is patient, love is kind
[01:56.140]But if you ask me where you can find
[01:57.892]Literally anything you've lost before
[02:00.394]I'm gonna suggest that it's up your butthole
[02:01.131]"Where's my phone?"
[02:02.132]Is it up your butthole?
[02:03.134]"I lost my loan,"
[02:04.140]have you checked up your butthole?
[02:05.151]"I'm losing my patience,"
[02:05.891]check your anus
[02:06.882]"Where's your class?"
[02:08.139]I think it's stuck up your ass
[02:09.636]"I just lost my grandma"
[02:10.641]Oh my god, I'm so sorry
[02:12.643]"Are you capable of not saying she's up my asshole?"
[02:13.888]Of course, my condolences
[02:15.638]"I'm not looking for a silly joke right now"
[02:19.138]Yeah, yeah... what are you looking for?
[02:22.140]"Honestly, just like, a shoulder to cry—"
[02:23.895]Have you checked your butthole?
[02:26.386]Ski-dap, ba-dap, butthole
[02:29.640]Maybe you'll find your dead grandma up there too
[02:31.894]Oh, I ****in' got you, butthole
[02:33.141]My family hate me
[02:37.636]This might be the reason that I've got no close friends
[02:38.204]****in' worth it, baby