中原大饭店 - 史不凡

[00:00.000] 作词 : 史不凡
[00:01.000] 作曲 : 宋清安
[00:37.164]咚咚咚咚倒上一杯酒
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[00:41.158]咚咚咚咚攥住老弟手
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[00:43.156]咚咚咚咚心里可多话
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[00:45.905]咚咚咚咚费~哥~疼~嗯
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[00:48.912]我说老三
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[00:50.156]你可真能蹿
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[00:51.664]说走就走不叫拦
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[00:53.163]这都快三年
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[00:54.661]来干
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[00:57.910]听说在外地
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[00:59.906]你开个小饭店
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[01:00.905]主要就是卖烩面生意不好干
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[01:02.415]要说烩面
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[01:03.413]您家是祖传啊
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[01:04.410]恁爷那会儿木结婚都在合记干
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[01:05.909]我跟老头好
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[01:07.664]手把手的教
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[01:08.916]同样都是一碗面
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[01:10.414]里头有诀窍
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[01:14.664]面要和的软稍微放点盐
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[01:17.369]醒上他个三四回拉成二指宽
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[01:20.363]羊肉炖成汤汤里别放盐
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[01:23.115]豆皮海带切成丝儿水开就下面
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[01:25.867]怼个大海碗掌上味精盐
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[01:29.117]葱花香菜大肉块想起来我都馋
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[01:31.859]老三烩面绝对挣钱
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[01:34.609]刨掉房租和水电一月七八千
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[01:37.614]那都不少了
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[01:38.858]钱不在多少
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[01:40.369]就是心里烦
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[01:41.865]烦啥
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[01:43.119]一看咱这卖烩面
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[01:44.615]人家有句口头禅
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[01:46.114]老板老板
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[01:47.611]你家是河南的
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[01:48.866]不在外边偷井盖
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[01:50.619]跑这卖烩面了
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[01:51.863]你咋说
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[01:54.358]我说我在河南……呆过两年
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[01:57.864]【摔酒瓶的声音】
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[01:59.116]腌臜菜！
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[02:00.361]为啥不敢说
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[02:02.112]老家在河南
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[02:03.367]这要赶上打个仗
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[02:04.609]你头一个当汉奸吧
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[02:06.117]哥~外边你不知道
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[02:08.859]外边哥知道
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[02:10.368]对咱有偏见
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[02:11.867]都说咱们河南人是连坑带骗
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[02:14.616]现在用啥骗
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[02:16.113]手机最方便
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[02:18.111]哪个电话接起来
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[02:19.608]口音是河南了
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[02:20.618]猜猜我是谁，上次刚见过面，
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[02:24.062]就在小蛮腰的下面吃的煲仔饭。
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[02:25.803]我开车撞到人，急需用点钱。
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[02:29.055]账号给你发过去，哎呀手机快没电！
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[02:33.559]【您所拨打的电话暂时无法接通】
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[02:37.553]哎也不知道咱河南人惹谁了
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[02:48.757]白说惹谁了
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[02:50.265]先说谁惹咱
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[02:51.764]中华上下几千年
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[02:53.260]根儿可在中原哪
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[02:54.758]坏人哪都有
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[02:56.011]别往一地安
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[02:57.509]全国评选道德模范
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[02:58.764]哪回少过咱
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[03:00.262]不是没有点
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[03:01.760]缺少发言权
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[03:03.011]好人好事好产品
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[03:04.509]都得靠宣传
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[03:06.007]咋宣传
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[03:07.762]广播频道多
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[03:09.015]调频左右转
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[03:10.257]电视台来拍新闻
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[03:11.511]网上开专栏
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[03:13.007]微博公众号
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[03:14.506]手机客户端
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[03:16.015]河南人口一个亿
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[03:17.260]大家一块转
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[03:18.756]想想这规模
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[03:20.266]想想这画面
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[03:21.763]不能看住咱老实
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[03:23.016]天天呛视俺
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[03:24.512]哥给你投点钱
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[03:26.010]换个大门面
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[03:27.256]河南美食卖全国
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[03:28.764]咱叫中原大饭店
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[03:33.012]肉丝带底
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[03:34.257]那叫一个窜
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[03:35.766]酸辣广肚
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[03:37.263]你得会勾芡
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[03:38.761]啥叫套四宝
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[03:40.012]那是宫廷御膳
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[03:41.509]鲤鱼焙面
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[03:43.008]讲究纹丝不乱
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[03:44.262]开封灌汤包
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[03:45.762]南阳炝锅面
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[03:47.260]周口邓城卤猪蹄
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[03:48.511]讲究三不沾
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[03:50.009]洛阳吃水席
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[03:51.505]焦作山药宴
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[03:52.763]南湾湖了大鱼头
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[03:54.259]一字就是鲜
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[03:56.011]来干
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[03:57.255]哥那我那烩面还卖不卖了
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[03:59.506]卖
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[04:01.514]别小看这碗面
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[04:03.511]它装着大河南
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[04:05.009]酸甜苦辣精气神
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[04:06.506]都在汤里边
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[04:07.762]梦想咋实现
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[04:09.261]脚踏实地干
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[04:10.757]要给河南挣个脸
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[04:12.254]先卖好这碗面
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[04:19.192]别看这碗面
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[04:20.690]它装着大河南
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[04:22.199]酸甜苦辣精气神
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[04:23.697]都在汤里边
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[04:24.940]梦想咋实现
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[04:27.448]脚踏实地干
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[04:28.700]要给河南挣个脸
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