To The Bone - J.T. Machinima

[00:00.80]Sans! Sans! Wake up!
[00:03.57]What is it, dude?
[00:04.95]A human has fallen from the surface world.
[00:07.79]Really? And you got a BONE to pick wit'im?
[00:10.36]No time for puns
[00:11.86]Ah, come on, that was a real RIB tickler, ayy
[00:14.13]Ugh! Enough!
[00:15.52]Alright, here we go again
[00:19.68]Welcome to the underground
[00:22.16]How was the fall?
[00:24.47]If you wanna look around
[00:26.82]Give us a call
[00:29.20]We don't see humans often
[00:31.60]We're happy you just dropped in
[00:34.17]I'll be so popular when I show all the monsters what I just brought in
[00:38.64]Hey! Papyrus, mind your manners
[00:41.00]Can it, Sans, no time for banter
[00:43.46]Excuse my brother, he's a bit eccentric
[00:45.78]You're just lazy and apathetic
[00:48.20]Call me what you want, I got thick SKIN
[00:50.50]Another bad joke and I'm finished with him
[00:52.99]We are monsters, the awfullest kind
[00:55.37]To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE
[00:58.12]We can relate to your determination
[01:02.85]Because we monsters have our motivations
[01:07.66]Humans betrayed us and left us burnin'
[01:12.27]One day we'll make our way back to the surface
[01:17.43]Through all your travels, your sins will follow
[01:22.05]Your consequences aren't easy to swallow
[01:26.98]Who's the real monster, now you should know
[01:31.68]You've cut this story down to the BONE
[01:36.69]Really, Sans?
[01:37.66]What?
[01:38.34]The last line of the chorus is a pun?
[01:39.90]Yup
[01:40.62]You imbecile! That was very... clever...
[01:43.76]Heh. Thanks, buddy
[01:46.08]You're stuck in the underground
[01:48.45]Thanks to the fall
[01:50.83]Good luck ever getting out
[01:53.15]Prepare to brawl
[01:55.77]You could show Mercy to us
[01:57.98]Or turn all of us to dust
[02:00.60]Is your heart full of evil
[02:03.01]Or full of love
[02:04.80]I, the great Papyrus, challenge you to try getting by us
[02:09.85]Test the human with one of your puzzles
[02:12.26]Brilliant, Sans, that'll leave him befuddled I dare you to try a bite of spaghetti
[02:16.91]Smells like the CREEPYPASTA is ready
[02:19.40]Stop it Sans! I'm done with the jokin'
[02:21.80]Sounds like someone's FUNNY BONE'S broken
[02:24.49]We can relate to your determination
[02:29.25]Because we monsters have our motivations
[02:33.99]I am the mastermind, he's my accomplice
[02:38.84]You're only still alive because I made a promise
[02:43.77]You'll lose your mind when you wander for hours
[02:48.42]You might even decide to start talkin' to flowers
[02:53.33]Who's the real monster, now you should know
[02:57.96]You've cut this story down to the BONE
[03:03.16]Someday I'll join the Royal Guard
[03:06.77]When I catch this child, can it be that hard
[03:12.73]Look, if I'm being honest
[03:15.14]My brother ain't nothin' but harmless
[03:17.43]I know you and all that you want
[03:19.28]You'll get a lot more from Sans than a font
[03:21.64]The deeper you go, the messier it gets
[03:24.00]If I had it my way, you'd already be dead
[03:27.10]Kidding, if you couldn't tell I get so bored, I amuse myself
[03:31.53]Down here in the underground
[03:33.91]You're all alone
[03:36.43]We wanted to tell you now
[03:38.93]You're kind a BONED
[03:41.03]If you survive this prison
[03:43.63]You will know nihilism
[03:46.19]Don't mess around with monsters
[03:48.66]They're scared of tiny children HA
[03:50.73]You've come far, but soon you'll stumble
[03:53.00]When I stump you with some Junior Jumble
[03:55.34]Not so sure you'll get him with that Alas,
[03:57.95]I'll hit him with my Special Attack
[04:01.32]LEAVE ME ALONE
[04:02.57]You know I've got a knack for the trom-BONE
[04:05.08]One more pun, and I'll be done
[04:07.40]But ain't two SKULLS better than one
[04:10.02]We can relate to your determination
[04:14.79]Because we monsters have our motivations
[04:19.63]You know your story's already been told
[04:24.42]We can play again if you sell your SOUL
[04:29.30]I've got my eye on you so you just watch it
[04:34.08]I'll find any SKELETONS inside your closet
[04:38.89]Who's the real monster now you should know
[04:43.74]You've cut this story down to the BONE!