Welcome to the Internet - Caleb Hyles

[00:00.000] 作曲 : Bo Burnham
[00:00.396]Welcome to the Internet! Have a look around
[00:04.096]Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
[00:07.456]We've got mountains of content—some better, some worse
[00:11.663]If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
[00:15.305]Welcome to the Internet! Come and take a seat
[00:19.230]Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
[00:22.874]There's no need to panic; this isn't a test, haha
[00:27.637]Just nod or shake your head, and we'll do the rest
[00:31.003]Welcome to thе Internet! What would you prefеr?
[00:34.651]Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
[00:38.575]Be happy! Be horny! Be bursting with rage!
[00:42.778]We've got a million different ways to engage
[00:46.893]Welcome to the Internet! Put your cares aside
[00:49.973]Here's a tip for straining pasta; here's a nine-year-old who died
[00:53.334]We've got movies and doctors and fantasy sports
[00:57.257]And a bunch of colored-pencil drawings of all the different characters in Hazbin Hotel ****ing each other
[01:00.902]Welcome to the Internet! Hold on to your socks
[01:03.986]Because a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
[01:07.351]They are grainy and off-putting; he just sent you more
[01:10.719]Don't act surprised—you know you like it, you whore
[01:13.521]See a man beheaded, get offended, see a shrink
[01:16.504]Show us pictures of your children, tell us every thought you think
[01:19.027]Start a rumor, buy a broom, or send a death threat to a boomer
[01:22.109]Or DM a girl and groom her; do a Zoom or find a tumor in your—
[01:25.473]Here's a healthy breakfast option, you should kill your mom
[01:27.998]Here's why women never **** you, here's how you can build a bomb
[01:31.080]Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz
[01:33.885]Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
[01:37.527]Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
[01:41.169]A little bit of everything all of the time
[01:43.969]Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
[01:46.772]Anything and everything all of the time
[01:49.853]Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
[01:52.657]A little bit of everything all of the time
[01:55.740]Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
[01:58.544]Anything and everything all of the time
[02:01.906]You know, it wasn't always like this
[02:16.478]Not very long ago, just before your time
[02:25.449]Right before the towers fell, circa '99
[02:32.736]This was catalogs, travel blogs, a chatroom or two
[02:41.325]We set our sights and spent our nights waiting for you!
[02:50.745]You, insatiable you
[02:55.785]Mommy let you use her iPad; you were barely two
[03:03.641]And it did all the things we designed it to do
[03:11.489]Now, look at you! Oh, look at you!
[03:17.370]You, you! Unstoppable, watchable
[03:26.905]Your time is now, your inside's out, honey, how you grew
[03:33.354]And if we stick together, who knows what we'll do?
[03:41.762]It was always the plan to put the world in your hand
[03:50.733](*Laughing hysterically*)
[03:59.700]Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
[04:06.428]A bit of everything all of the time
[04:11.476]Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
[04:16.242]Anything and everything all of the time
[04:20.446]Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
[04:23.250]A little bit of everything all of the time
[04:26.504]Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
[04:28.746]Anything and everything and anything and everything
[04:31.492]And anything and everything and
[04:33.172]All of the time