Welcome to The Internet - Bo Burnham

[00:00.000] 作词 : Bo Burnham
[00:00.000] 作曲 : Bo Burnham
[00:00.00]Welcome to the internet! Have a look around
[00:03.71]Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
[00:06.99]We've got mountains of content—some better, some worse
[00:11.07]If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
[00:15.21]Welcome to the internet! Come and take a seat
[00:18.57]Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
[00:22.71]There's no need to panic; this isn't a test, haha
[00:26.84]Just nod or shake your head, and we'll do the rest
[00:30.55]Welcome to thе internet! What would you prefеr?
[00:33.94]Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
[00:38.03]Be happy! Be horny! Be bursting with rage!
[00:42.33]We've got a million different ways to engage
[00:45.93]Welcome to the internet! Put your cares aside
[00:49.20]Here's a tip for straining pasta; here's a nine-year-old who died
[00:52.92]We've got movies and doctors and fantasy sports
[00:56.82]And a bunch of colored-pencil drawings of all the different characters in Harry Potter ****ing each other
[01:00.69]Welcome to the internet! Hold on to your socks
[01:03.43]'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his ****
[01:06.69]They are grainy and off-putting; he just sent you more
[01:10.45]Don't act surprised—you know you like it, you whore
[01:13.23]See a man beheaded, get offended, see a shrink
[01:15.79]Show us pictures of your children, tell us every thought you think
[01:18.67]Start a rumor, buy a broom, or send a death threat to a boomer
[01:21.59]Or DM a girl and groom her, do a zoom or find a tumor in your—
[01:24.84]Here's a healthy breakfast option, you should kill your mom
[01:27.44]Here's why women never **** you; here's how you can build a bomb
[01:30.56]Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz
[01:33.36]Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
[01:37.68]Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
[01:40.77]A little bit of everything all of the time?
[01:43.79]Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
[01:46.67]Anything and everything all of the time
[01:49.13]Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
[01:52.36]A little bit of everything all of the time?
[01:55.40]Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
[01:58.35]Anything and everything all of the time
[02:11.07]You know, it wasn't always like this
[02:17.97]Not very long ago, just before your time
[02:25.54]Right before the towers fell, circa '99
[02:32.51]This was catalogs, travel blogs, a chatroom or two
[02:40.52]We set our sights and spent our nights waiting for you!
[02:50.20]You, insatiable you
[02:55.24]Mommy let you use her iPad; you were barely two
[03:02.85]And it did all the things we designed it to do
[03:10.91]Now, look at you! Oh, ha, look at you!
[03:16.79]You, you! Unstoppable, watchable
[03:25.98]Your time is now, your inside's out, honey, how you grew
[03:33.13]And if we stick together, who knows what we'll do?
[03:40.89]It was always the plan to put the world in your hand
[03:51.11](*Laughs*)
[04:00.37]Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
[04:06.34]A bit of everything all of the time?
[04:11.05]Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
[04:16.09]Anything and everything all of the time
[04:19.71]Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
[04:22.96]A little bit of everything all of the time?
[04:25.80]Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
[04:28.68]Anything and everything and anything and everything
[04:31.11]And anything and everything and
[04:32.86]All of the time