百变奶精 - hanser

[00:00.0]百变奶精（翻自法老）-Hanser
[00:10.0]原曲：百变酒精
[00:20.01]我是一个酒精过敏的帅哥
[00:21.99]喝不了酒所以奶粉我爆爱喝
[00:24.54]只要稍微喝一点酒我就会死
[00:26.43]但是让我疯狂喝奶
[00:27.75]你就会死
[00:28.65]说我唱什么都
[00:30.0]一股子奶味
[00:31.14]用奶把你键盘屏幕浸泡到报废
[00:33.24]装扮的图要翻倍
[00:34.35]我自己画张买醉
[00:35.43]我灌了B 站的人
[00:36.45]然后没了个推荐位
[00:37.8]宿醉醒来我
[00:38.64]发现我睡在
[00:39.51]菜场
[00:40.11]次数多了成就了我摆早餐摊的梦想
[00:42.24]我不仅有了工作收入还低了几倍
[00:44.46]每天收摊之后我们就要起飞
[00:46.74]直播间里面的水友们都很受伤
[00:48.66]打开B 站私信还有人来给我上香
[00:51.15]各种奶粉品牌开始排队找我代言
[00:53.37]都被我给拒绝老子才不在乎钱
[00:55.08]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[00:57.6]我是百变奶精
[00:58.71]不是百变小樱
[00:59.91]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:02.04]今晚泼你家门你最好给我小心
[01:04.23]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:06.45]我是百变奶精
[01:07.59]不是百变小樱
[01:08.729996]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:10.92]今晚泼你家门你最好给我小心
[01:13.32]要是在我喝奶时向我劝酒
[01:15.21]我把你灌成狗
[01:16.14]脑子和身体离异
[01:17.55]让你抱着你爸一直在那狂喊老弟
[01:19.83]拯救你们这些酒鬼就是我的教义
[01:22.14]我刷牙洗脸洗白白都用奶粉
[01:24.21]这能帮我涨粉
[01:25.26]效果相当的狠
[01:26.4]欢迎隔壁卡座过来找我battle
[01:28.59]我会把你打晕并且所有酒都抢走
[01:30.9]喝奶才更健康
[01:31.979996]喝酒会糊脑浆
[01:33.06]救护车每天凌晨三点准时送我回乡
[01:35.58]每次劝酒之前我都备好一封遗书
[01:37.8]他们都贼凶可我要忍住不哭
[01:40.14]实在劝不动我就原地变成刘翔
[01:42.270004]只要我能活着回家妈妈就会表扬
[01:44.46]奶粉让我快乐
[01:45.57]奶粉让我悲伤
[01:46.68]奶粉让我肚子变成一整块的脂肪
[01:48.66]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:50.85]我是百变奶精
[01:52.05]不是百变小樱
[01:53.19]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:55.380005]今晚泼你家门你最好给我小心
[01:57.57]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:59.759995]我是百变奶精
[02:00.93]不是百变小樱
[02:01.98]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:04.26]今晚泼你家门你最好给我小心
[02:06.57]我一般不吐
[02:07.5]一吐吐个泳池
[02:08.66]我在里面游泳创造各种花式
[02:11.03]清醒后发现这是别人家的泳池
[02:13.32]我马上撒点花瓣让它变成牛奶浴池
[02:15.57]因为我很有素质从不吵架
[02:17.58]不像他们几个
[02:18.63]爱吵讲的还瞎
[02:19.77]白天不管干什么都没有人会夸
[02:21.95999]晚上喝了点酒
[02:22.8]没了理智
[02:23.34]瞬间觉得自己好**呀
[02:24.48]今天早上我突然决定要戒奶
[02:26.64]因为我发现喝奶好像也会变嗨
[02:28.92]只要我们很嗨
[02:29.91]就会有人想加塞
[02:31.14]我想让自己冷静但是我没法断奶
[02:33.39]至少我们补钙体质非常优异
[02:35.28]他们喝着假酒变成了一群**
[02:37.8]如果能够重来
[02:38.79001]我还会选择喝奶
[02:39.78]跟我一起喝奶让你变得善良可爱
[02:41.7]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:44.22]我是百变奶精
[02:45.39]不是百变小樱
[02:46.44]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:48.72]今晚泼你家门你最好给我小心
[02:50.88]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:53.1]我是百变奶精
[02:54.27]不是百变小樱
[02:55.35]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:57.6]今晚泼你家门你最好给我小心
[03:17.55]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[03:19.8]我是百变奶精
[03:20.94]不是百变小樱
[03:21.99]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[03:24.24]这歌没啥深意但是你得小心
[03:26.49]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[03:28.65]我是百变奶精
[03:29.82]不是百变小樱
[03:30.99]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[03:33.15]今晚泼你家门你最好给我小心