A Hymn To Him - Julie Andrews

[00:0.43]What in all of heaven could've promted her to go
[00:3.25]After such a triumph as the ball
[00:5.87]What could've depressed
[00:7.21]What could've possessed
[00:8.2]I cannot understand the wretch at all
[00:10.3]My Fair Lady: A Hymn To Him - Julie Andrews
[00:20.67]Women are irrational that's all there is to that
[00:22.73]There heads are full of cotton hay and rags
[00:25.44]They're nothing but exasperating irritating
[00:27.4]Vacillating calculating agitating
[00:29.16]Maddening and infuriating hags
[00:38.19]Pickering
[00:39.53]Why can't a woman be more like a man
[00:42.7]Hmm
[00:43.74]Yes
[00:44.27]Why can't a woman be more like a man
[00:48.0]Men are so honest so thoroughly square
[00:51.13]Eternally noble historic'ly fair
[00:54.44]Who when you win will always give your back a pat
[00:57.85]Well why can't a woman be like that
[01:03.]Why does ev'ryone do what the others do
[01:08.52]Can't a woman learn to use her head
[01:14.08]Why do they do ev'rything their mothers do
[01:18.7]Why don't they grow up well like their father instead
[01:24.17]Why can't a woman take after a man
[01:29.65]Men are so pleasant so easy to please
[01:34.97]Whenever you are with them you're always at ease
[01:40.48]Would you be slighted if i didn't speak for hours
[01:44.35]Of course not
[01:45.48]Would you be livid if i had a drink or two
[01:49.15]Nonsense
[01:50.28]Would you be wounded if i never sent you flowers
[01:54.23]Never
[01:55.22]Well why can't a woman be like you
[01:61.8]One man in a million may shout a bit
[01:67.42]Now and then there's one with slight defects
[01:72.57]One perhaps whose truthfulness you doubt a bit
[01:76.9]But by and large we are a marvelous sex
[01:83.32]Why can't a woman take after like a man
[01:88.68]Men are so friendly good natured and kind
[01:93.77]A better companion you never will find
[01:99.33]If i were hours late for dinner would you bellow
[02:03.52]Of course not
[02:04.67]If i forgot your silly birthday would you fuss
[02:07.85]Nonsense
[02:08.8]Would you complain if i took out another fellow
[02:12.85]Never
[02:13.63]Well why can't a woman be like us
[02:22.53]Mrs pearce you're a woman
[02:28.33]Why can't a woman be more like a man
[02:34.6]Men are so decent such regular chaps
[02:40.28]Ready to help you through any mishaps
[02:45.65]Ready to buck you up whenever you are glum
[02:51.33]Why can't a woman be a chum
[02:58.03]Why is thinking something women never do
[02:63.88]Why is logic never even tried
[02:69.42]Straight'ning up their hair is all they ever do
[02:74.58]Why don't they straighten up the mess that's inside
[02:80.55]Why can't a woman behave like a man
[02:85.7]If i was a woman who'd been to a ball
[02:91.17]Been hailed as a princess by one and by all
[02:96.57]Would i start weeping like a bathtub overflowing
[03:01.53]And carry on as if my home were in a tree
[03:06.18]Would i run off and never tell me where i'm going
[03:11.37]Why can't a woman be like we