THE PICKLE RICK RAP (腌黄瓜瑞克说唱) - None Like Joshua

[00:00.000] 作词 : None Like Joshua
[00:00.030] 作曲 : Oscar Santos
[00:00.060]C'mon, flip the pickle, morty
[00:01.247]You're not going to regret it
[00:02.265]The payoff is huge
[00:03.397]I don’t need your help when I’m in a pickle
[00:05.133]you see myself as superficial
[00:06.678]I scream “to hell with all your psycho****ytical”
[00:09.326]why else? cause this **** is cool
[00:10.966]These cats think I’m a snake to fool
[00:12.656]my whole fam, but I don’t obey the rules
[00:14.241]until I sail away into
[00:15.826]The sewers, maneuver through caca
[00:17.255]Seducing to use cucarachas
[00:18.925]Proving the brine is the blood in my carcass
[00:20.380]moving their minds with my tongue when I’m talking
[00:21.972]I’m mad when they ask if I’m salty
[00:23.645]the fact is the pack’s ratting on me
[00:25.175]no it’s not magic, it’s simple biology
[00:26.708]Massacre rats when I build me a body
[00:31.426]I turned myself into a pickle, morty
[00:33.124]Boom. Big reveal. I'm a pickle.
[00:35.466]What do you think about that?
[00:36.660]I turned myself into a pickle!
[00:41.514]I’m pickle rick
[00:42.908]yes I’m very sick
[00:44.501]I don’t need a therapist
[00:45.735]I kill em all like terrorists
[00:48.022]yeah I’m pickle rick
[00:49.552]I don’t care for kids
[00:50.882]Tell me where’s the exit or
[00:52.076]I’m puttin holes in parents
[00:54.322]yeah I’m pickle rick
[00:55.899]yes I’m very sick
[00:57.229]I don’t need a therapist
[00:58.550]I kill em all like terrorists
[01:00.757]yeah I’m pickle rick
[01:02.343]I don’t care for kids
[01:03.602]Tell me where’s the exit or
[01:04.762]I’m puttin holes in parents
[01:07.392]I bust in, they shooting
[01:08.227]and hunting a nuisance
[01:09.070]I’m running from bullets
[01:09.929]and jump to conclusions it’s
[01:10.897]cause I’m intruding
[01:11.624]got to cover my wounds with
[01:12.403]the mustard, these humans
[01:13.238]are so dumb and stupid
[01:13.930]they come to my ruses
[01:14.721]they love execution
[01:15.441]I must be the rudest
[01:16.221]Destruction and ruin
[01:17.056]With no luck, it’s useless
[01:17.908]I’m killing
[01:18.328]this Russian collusion
[01:19.913]got to get that parkour
[01:21.044]Solenya slaughters like Darfur
[01:22.413]with a battery like a galaxy smartphone
[01:23.974]till the Jaguar spars with the armed force
[01:25.719]Start to wonder “what the hell have we fought for?”
[01:27.319]while his daughter was caught behind locked doors
[01:28.913]now the boss bout to get another encore
[01:30.646]Neither money or power could ever stop the war
[01:32.962]they know that I’m a big dill
[01:34.434]not kosher when these pigs squeal
[01:36.098]I flow like blood will get spilled
[01:37.723]leave a sour taste so your lips seal
[01:39.347]my vinegars got to stay trill
[01:40.932]A jerk of a gherk if you ain’t chill
[01:42.596]and if you weren’t sure about my name still…
[01:45.815]I’m pickle rick
[01:47.128]yes I’m very sick
[01:48.479]I don’t need a therapist
[01:49.715]I skill them all like terrorists
[01:51.962]yeah I’m pickle rick
[01:53.561]I don’t care for kids
[01:54.853]Tell me where’s the exit or
[01:55.999]I’m putting holes in parents
[01:58.517]yeah I’m pickle rick
[01:59.959]yes I’m very sick
[02:01.233]I don’t need a therapist
[02:02.506]I kill em all like terrorists
[02:04.761]yeah I’m pickle rick
[02:06.385]I don’t care for kids
[02:07.597]Tell me where’s the exit or
[02:08.861]I’m puttin holes in parents
[02:11.244]Ladies take joy in this play toy cause you know that a pickle a pickle got to stay moist