Gypsy's Bard (Homestuck Parody) - Ashestoashesjc

[00:17.280]When you're rife with devastation
[00:19.740]There's a long ass explanation
[00:21.280]You're an alien's creation
[00:23.910]Stuck inside a froggy gut
[00:25.480]And whichever way they play it
[00:27.190]Know that we won't be complacent
[00:29.790]We'll go through the chatlog pages
[00:31.610]'Till we know just what is up
[00:34.520]When I was a little kiddy, a meteor shower over took my city
[00:37.930]I traveled to another plane,
[00:40.240]A planet filled with Wind and Shade
[00:41.970]So, I climbed one thousand tiers
[00:43.960]An echeladder connoisseur
[00:45.840]Now, everyone is toast
[00:46.890]And my girlfriend is a ghost
[00:47.940]But I still love the movie Con Air
[00:49.600]When you've irons in the fire
[00:51.890]And your loved ones have "retired"
[00:53.990]Don't abscond, just stay and strife
[00:55.640]Until the battle is complete
[00:57.780]'Cause the Condesce hypnotizes
[01:00.000]And the whole world agonizes
[01:01.810]Ectochildren stop your crying
[01:03.790]And just sing along with me
[01:30.480]When I was a little kiddy, a meteor shower over took my city
[01:34.080]I traveled to another plane,
[01:35.970]A planet filled with Wind and Shade
[01:38.240]So, I climbed one thousand tiers
[01:40.110]An echeladder connoisseur
[01:41.790]Now, everyone is toast
[01:42.920]And my girlfriend is a ghost
[01:43.930]But I still love the movie Con Air
[01:45.850]When you've irons in the fire
[01:47.670]And your loved ones have "retired"
[01:49.890]Don't abscond, just stay and strife
[01:51.740]Until the battle is complete
[01:53.620]'Cause the Condesce hypnotizes
[01:55.950]And the whole world agonizes
[01:57.720]Ectochildren stop your crying
[01:59.540]And just sing along with me
[02:01.820]When you've irons in the fire
[02:03.710]And your loved ones have "retired"
[02:05.870]Don't abscond, just stay and strife
[02:07.520]Until the battle is complete
[02:09.700]'Cause the Condesce hypnotizes
[02:12.290]And the whole world agonizes
[02:13.840]Ectochildren stop your crying
[02:15.670]And just sing along with me