（粤语版）我去了一家酒馆，没想到…（座右铭） - 心之洛,奶油

[00:01.116]原词/曲/唱：Spylent
[00:02.620]粤语填词：心之洛
[00:04.272]粤语翻唱：奶油/心之洛
[00:05.493]后期：一颗飘（泡杯茶工作室）
[00:07.103]prod. Ocean
[00:08.378]
[00:12.791]老世
[00:13.629]喺处吗老世
[00:14.484]嚟~
[00:14.940]同我整杯提子汁过嚟
[00:16.274]好
[00:16.721]少冰啊喂
[00:17.916]一杯六十鸡
[00:18.491]几多鸡？
[00:19.455]六十文盛惠
[00:20.223]咁L贵？
[00:20.615]通货膨胀 乜都要皮费
[00:22.198]唔卖咁贵啲数好襟计
[00:23.424]
[00:23.797]哎 咁样仲有鬼钱啊
[00:25.007]啊
[00:25.276]个L个都癫咖
[00:26.435]啊
[00:26.770]一杯提子汁卖五六十文
[00:28.265]好过去抢钱啊
[00:29.579]喂 等阵 你成年喇？
[00:31.103]点啊 成年人唔使钱啊？
[00:32.460]唔好意思
[00:32.978]我间店唔可以卖果汁畀成年人
[00:34.873]你望下后面
[00:35.733]“未成年禁止饮酒”
[00:37.344]错啦 下低嗰个“成年人禁止不饮酒”
[00:40.184]吓 即係点？
[00:41.067]即係如果你已满十八岁
[00:42.517]你就只能买酒饮 唔准买汽水
[00:44.604]吓咁L戆居
[00:45.334]对唔住
[00:46.937]呢啲我哋规矩嚟
[00:47.586]Baby
[00:48.486]做乜谂咁多啊
[00:48.783]Baby
[00:49.279]酒千九几种咁多类
[00:50.384]酒乱沟嚟饮好易饮醉
[00:51.847]唔识饮呢 就等我梳理？
[00:53.199]哼 我梗係识
[00:53.788]我咁好嘅酒品
[00:54.614]靓酒可以久等
[00:55.448]就算几手紧
[00:56.215]一杯都够饮
[00:56.828]但正因为咁
[00:57.561]我唔买酒饮
[00:57.970]啊？啊？啊？
[00:58.490]
[00:58.871]因为如果buy你所讲
[00:59.534]买咗酒
[01:00.395]饮几啖我就会上咗highway
[01:02.141]酒精一上瘾想撇甩 边撇得甩
[01:04.048]戒酒都係歪理
[01:05.178]咁样呢我就只好buy你更多酒
[01:07.144]必要时舐你
[01:08.150]无非係为咗耍赖皮
[01:09.624]晚晚都係咁斋俾
[01:11.248]份粮使到掘晒就太悲
[01:12.889]你点氹我都话之你
[01:14.324]係上帝都嘥气
[01:15.709]每当欲望喺我面前
[01:17.243]起势摇头摆尾
[01:18.577]自细贯彻嘅座右铭
[01:20.098]响起震彻街尾
[01:21.537]
[01:21.987]搲银 死悭死抵就实啱
[01:23.735]我终须会储到几百万
[01:25.492]买个单间
[01:26.165]日日大酒大肉不限
[01:27.516]嚟 啊 啊
[01:28.811]但谢绝当醉鬼
[01:30.386]众生天天攀比高低
[01:31.771]决不肯认衰仔
[01:33.757]搲银 死悭死抵就实啱
[01:35.597]我终须会储到几百万
[01:37.373]买个单间
[01:37.756]日日大酒大肉不限
[01:39.125]嚟 啊 啊
[01:40.412]但谢绝当醉鬼
[01:41.817]众生天天攀比高低
[01:43.247]决不肯认衰仔
[01:44.404]
[01:44.821]唔饮酒 咁先悭到钱
[01:46.690]供楼也勇敢 交足费还清贷
[01:49.502]有资产可硬碰撼
[01:50.734]咪睇我家阵饮
[01:52.530]果汁都牙痛咁
[01:53.396]有朝我餐餐都
[01:55.022]干邑啷口或痛饮
[01:56.521]我 我家下get晒
[01:57.851]你谂到歪晒
[01:59.171]你家阵乜都想罢买
[02:00.674]换以后嘅爆买
[02:02.245]计乜呢？笔债
[02:03.574]叫做快乐见怪不怪
[02:04.759]人一世物一世所以
[02:05.706]杯酒争在迟买同早买
[02:07.789]你点能够打击你
[02:09.227]自己嘅欲望嫌嘥钱
[02:10.746]总之钟意就係钟意
[02:12.200]Likey就係Likey
[02:13.314]
[02:13.558]但但但
[02:14.591]就算係欲望
[02:15.032]都要分级数同size
[02:16.507]比起酒精我更想要
[02:18.169]兴家靠白手 创造
[02:19.482]价值 产值
[02:20.941]镶金边嘅资历
[02:22.695]助力动植物生殖
[02:23.916]能养殖到峰值
[02:25.296]如过剩我煮食
[02:26.867]呼朋唤友请食
[02:28.289]朋友唔喫就我食
[02:29.451]我仲有无数棵直（project）
[02:30.885]
[02:31.404]要咁美妙咁美满 有没有捷径？
[02:32.693]要咁美妙咁美满 有没有捷径？
[02:33.414]悭住使？
[02:34.772]冇错 小富由俭就必胜
[02:36.573]啊…
[02:36.959]一心追赶心中最想得
[02:38.171]乜都可摆低不需自怨艾
[02:40.280]不心大心细
[02:41.791]一讲起啲强推
[02:43.285]啲 hard sell方式 好鬼想唱衰
[02:45.019]啲 sales长追cold call
[02:46.559]warm call都倾到两嘴
[02:47.840]总之一样吹
[02:49.237]不管消费者的所想所需
[02:50.595]只懂一昧强㨃
[02:51.998]啲商家啲嘴脸
[02:52.791]认真样衰
[02:53.688]我唔会被诱惑击倒
[02:55.089]
[02:55.366]呃…
[02:56.250]嗱 咁你就走宝喇哈
[02:57.975]走乜宝哇？
[02:58.624]今晚全场酒水六折啊嘛
[03:00.034]几折？
[03:00.813]六折
[03:01.199]六折？真嘅？
[03:02.018]真
[03:02.339]咁整两杯！
[03:02.861]？乜你唔係
[03:03.400]嚟 信用卡
[03:04.468]我只係信奉紧我座右铭咋！
[03:05.813]
[03:06.219]搲银 死悭死抵就实啱
[03:08.135]我终须会储到几百万
[03:09.600]买个单间
[03:10.259]日日大酒大肉不限
[03:11.684]嚟 啊 啊
[03:12.935]但谢绝当醉鬼
[03:14.383]众生天天攀比高低
[03:15.746]决不肯认衰仔
[03:17.904]搲银 死悭死抵就实啱
[03:19.758]我终须会储到几百万
[03:21.127]买个单间
[03:21.785]日日大酒大肉不限
[03:23.225]嚟 啊 啊
[03:24.531]但谢绝当醉鬼
[03:26.086]众生天天攀比高低
[03:27.432]决不肯认衰仔