Mr Mistoffelees - Andrew Lloyd Webber

[00:00.0]Mr Mistoffelees - Andrew Lloyd Webber (安德鲁·劳埃德·韦伯)
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[00:05.46]You ought to ask Mr Mistoffelees
[00:07.15]你应该问问Mistoffelees先生
[00:07.15]The original Conjuring Cat
[00:08.08]他是资历最老的魔术猫
[00:08.08]The greatest magicians have something to learn
[00:09.9]最伟大的魔术师想学点东西
[00:09.9]From Mr Mistoffelees's conjuring turn
[00:11.58]学Mistoffelees先生的魔术把戏
[00:11.58]Presto
[00:12.15]说时迟那时快
[00:12.15]And you'll all say:
[00:13.7]大家都说
[00:13.7]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[00:17.75]我从来没有，从没在那儿
[00:17.75]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[00:23.49]如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫
[00:23.49]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[00:28.87]我从来没有，从没在那儿
[00:28.87]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[00:35.68]如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫
[00:35.68]He is quiet and small
[00:36.61]他文静瘦小
[00:36.61]He is black
[00:38.3]是只黑猫
[00:38.3]From the ears to the tip of his tail
[00:40.86]从头到脚都是黑的
[00:40.86]He can creep through the tiniest crack
[00:43.1]他能穿过最小的裂缝
[00:43.1]He can walk on the narrowest rail
[00:46.29]也能在最窄的路轨上走猫步
[00:46.29]He can pick any card from a pack
[00:49.1]他能从包里摸出各种牌
[00:49.1]He is equally cunning with dice
[00:51.84]他像转动的骰子般机灵
[00:51.84]He is always decieving you into believing
[00:54.52]他总能骗取你的信任
[00:54.52]That he's only hunting for mice
[00:57.14]让你相信他只捉老鼠
[00:57.14]He can play any trick with a cork
[01:00.01]他能用木塞变各种戏法
[01:00.01]Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste
[01:02.57]用勺子和鱼酱也能变
[01:02.57]If you look for a knife or a fork
[01:05.25]如果你在找餐刀或叉子
[01:05.25]And you think it was merely misplaced
[01:08.16]你一定会认为是被人挪走了
[01:08.16]You have seen it one moment and then it is gone
[01:11.04]这会还在你眼前，下一秒就不见了
[01:11.04]But you find it next week lying out on the lawn
[01:14.59]下周你会发现东西就在草坪上
[01:14.59]And we all say:
[01:16.520004]我们都说
[01:16.520004]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[01:20.71]我从来没有，从没在那儿
[01:20.71]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[01:27.83]如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫
[01:27.83]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[01:31.63]我从来没有，从没在那儿
[01:31.63]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[01:38.55]如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫
[01:38.55]His manner is vague and aloof
[01:41.11]他冷漠，行为捉摸不定
[01:41.11]You would think there was nobody shyer
[01:43.8]你认为世上没有胆小鬼
[01:43.8]But his voice has been heard on the roof
[01:46.55]他的声音从屋顶传来
[01:46.55]When he was curled up by the fire
[01:49.35]当烈火将他托起时
[01:49.35]And he's sometimes been heard by the fire
[01:52.1]他有时能召唤烈火
[01:52.1]When he was about on the roof
[01:55.03]当他在屋顶时
[01:55.03](At least we all heard that somebody purred)
[01:57.59]至少我们都听到有人在低语
[01:57.59]Which is uncontestable proof
[02:00.21]这是无可争议的证据
[02:00.21]Of his singular magical powers
[02:02.64]证明他非凡的魔力
[02:02.64]And I've known the family to call
[02:05.44]我知道家族去拜访他
[02:05.44]Him in from the garden for hours
[02:08.38]在花园待了好几小时
[02:08.38]When he was asleep in the hall
[02:11.19]当他在大厅里睡着时
[02:11.19]And not long ago this phenomenal cat
[02:14.06]不久前，这只非凡的猫
[02:14.06]Produced seven kittens right out of a hat
[02:17.12]从帽子里变出了七间厨房
[02:17.12]And we all say:
[02:19.49]我们都说
[02:19.49]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[02:23.57]我从来没有，从没在那儿
[02:23.57]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[02:30.92]如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫
[02:30.92]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[02:34.87]我从来没有，从没在那儿
[02:34.87]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[02:40.18]如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫
[02:40.18]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[02:45.74]我从来没有，从没在那儿
[02:45.74]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[02:52.72]如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫
[02:52.72]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[02:56.6]我从来没有，从没在那儿
[02:56.6]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[03:03.71]如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫
[03:03.71]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[03:07.33]我从来没有，从没在那儿
[03:07.33]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[03:14.67]如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫
[03:14.67]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[03:18.16]我从来没有，从没在那儿
[03:18.16]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[03:23.33]如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫
[03:23.33]Ladies and gentlemen
[03:23.82]先生们，女士们
[03:23.82]I give you the marvelous
[03:25.07]我为大家请了非凡的
[03:25.07]Magical Mr Mistoffelees
[03:28.51]魔术师Mistoffelees先生
[03:28.51]Presto
[03:33.51]转眼间