来到了天津卫ma也没学会

[00:03.71]来到了天津卫
[00:05.04]嘛也没学会
[00:07.41]学会了开汽车
[00:09.25]压死了二百多
[00:11.08]警察来找我呀
[00:12.75]吓得我一哆嗦
[00:14.48] 我是连滚带爬
[00:16.55]钻进了耗子窝
[00:18.33]进了耗子窝
[00:19.80]咦
[00:20.17]里面还真不错
[00:21.44]我左看右看
[00:23.53]嚯
[00:23.78]里面还挺扩
[00:25.05]耗子见了我
[00:26.53]吓得打哆嗦
[00:28.67]又稍息又立正
[00:30.28]是跪下把头磕
[00:31.64]二伯二伯
[00:34.14]你长得可真不错
[00:35.92]脸上的麻子
[00:37.50]是一个赛一个
[00:39.47]你家卖黄豆
[00:41.21]都不用带家伙
[00:42.99]一窝一颗
[00:44.60]足够这二两多
[00:46.14]你吃饱撑的
[00:47.92]你别拿我找乐
[00:50.15]贫嘴寡舌我看你是不想活了
[00:53.67]瞧你个小身板
[00:55.04]怎么矮滴个儿
[00:57.11]哼 小鼻小眼儿还愣充
[00:59.40]是模特儿呢
[01:00.67]你要是不服呢
[01:02.35]咱们就抄家伙
[01:03.78]上一拳我下一脚
[01:05.76]我来个得和勒
[01:07.29]介个儿地间儿小啊
[01:09.52]咱开挖洼比活
[01:10.89]走 谁怕谁啊
[01:11.75]您了前边走
[01:12.46]我后边紧跟着
[01:13.98]得 你要跳海河
[01:16.46]二伯我陪着
[01:18.29]你要下油锅呢
[01:19.97]我马上捡柴火
[01:21.81]甭那么多废话
[01:23.43]你先尝我一锅
[01:24.76]哎呦呦 yoooo