I Don't Know What Christmas Is (But Christmastime Is Here) (From "The Guardians of the Galaxy Holida... - Old 97's

[00:00.000] 作词 : Stewart Ransom Miller/James Gunn
[00:00.000] 作曲 : Stewart Ransom Miller/James Gunn
[00:00.000]Out on the third planet closest to the sun
[00:02.939]There's a special celebration and it sounds quite fun
[00:06.949]A jolly old fellow brings toys to everyone
[00:10.692]On a holiday they call Christmas
[00:14.376]Now I'm not gonna lie
[00:15.881]It makes no sense to me
[00:18.369]But here's what earthling told me about this Christmas mystery
[00:25.136](One, two, three, four——）
[00:26.639]Santa is a furry freak with epic superpowers
[00:32.373]He flies to every human home in under 14 hours
[00:38.387]He's a master burglar
[00:41.318]A pro at picking locks
[00:44.009]If you don't leave milk and cookies out
[00:47.448]He will put dung in your socks
[00:53.446]If you act nicely through the night
[00:55.949]And don't jump on your bed
[00:59.191]Santa comes with sugar plums and hurls them at your head
[01:04.958]But if you're on his naughty list
[01:07.644]He shoots missiles at your toes
[01:10.656]He might just roast your chestnuts with his——
[01:13.894]Powerful flamethrower
[01:20.150]Rein,rein,rein,rein,rein
[01:23.142]Deer,deer,deer,deer,deer
[01:25.911]I don't know what Christmas is but Christmastime is here
[01:33.397]He's compelled his creepy elves to do his every wish
[01:38.844]One sought to be a dentist now he's sleeping with the fish
[01:45.084]Mrs. Claus she works the pole , plans her man's demise
[01:50.835]Soon the elves will all rise up
[01:53.839]And stab out Santa's eyes
[02:00.101]Ho,ho,ho,ho,ho
[02:02.838]Earthling are so weird
[02:05.837]I don't know what Christmas is but Christmastime is here
[02:12.089]Ho,ho,ho,ho,ho
[02:14.841]Earthling are so weird
[02:17.788]I don't know what Christmas is but Christmastime is here
[02:23.801]What the heck is a turtledove
[02:27.799]And who lit up that deer?
[02:33.048]I don't know what Christmas is but Christmastime is here
[02:38.986]I don't know what Christmas is but Christmastime is here
[02:45.190]Or maybe it's there or it's somewhere
[02:49.147]I don't know
[02:50.643]I don't know