百变酒精 (cover: 法老) - 彗星遗迹

[00:00.0]作词: 法老
[00:00.03]作曲: 法老
[00:00.06]我是一个酒精过敏的帅哥
[00:00.93]我的酒品爆差
[00:01.35]但是我爆爱喝
[00:01.77]只要稍微喝一点酒我就会死
[00:02.55]但是让我疯狂喝酒你就会死
[00:03.48]我会掀起桌布给你吃个巴掌
[00:04.26]手握起白酒王然后吹牛撒谎
[00:05.04]老阿姨叫我宝贝男的自我保卫
[00:05.88]我暴揍我的老板并且丢了一个岗位
[00:06.87]宿醉醒来我发现我睡在工地
[00:07.68]次数多了我和工头居然成了homie
[00:08.49]我不仅有了工作收入还低了几倍
[00:09.39]每天搬砖之后我们就要起飞
[00:10.17]Club 里每天都有我的舞姿
[00:10.98]我们天天蹭卡消费从来不到50
[00:11.85]各种酒的品牌开始排队找我代言
[00:12.75]都被我给拒绝老子才不在乎钱
[00:13.59]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[00:14.37]我是百变酒精不是百变小樱
[00:15.15]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[00:15.93]今晚我要出门酒局你得小心
[00:16.71]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[00:17.49]我是百变酒精不是百变小樱
[00:18.45]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[00:19.23]今晚我要出门酒局你得小心
[00:20.16]保安给我过肩摔将我赶走
[00:20.94]隔壁为我何时呕吐开了一个盘口
[00:21.87]我的舞技让罗志祥也吓到颤抖
[00:22.71]每次跳完我都要吃三十五个馒头
[00:23.85]早上刷牙漱口洗脸都用酒精
[00:24.75]我已经成精了是只千年酒精
[00:25.59]欢迎隔壁卡座过来找我敬酒
[00:26.43]我会把你打晕并且所有酒都抢走
[00:27.33]爸爸从不担心我会喝多酒驾
[00:28.11]救护车每天凌晨三点准时送我回家
[00:29.07]每次酒局以前我都备好一封遗书
[00:29.97]四十万个红疹排满我的肌肤
[00:30.75]我的嘴巴肿的就像是一根烤肠
[00:31.62]只要我能活着回家妈妈就会表扬
[00:32.75]酒精让我快乐
[00:33.18]酒精让我悲伤
[00:33.66]酒精将我肚子变成一整块的脂肪
[00:34.83]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[00:35.61]我是百变酒精不是百变小樱
[00:36.42]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[00:37.29]今晚我要出门酒局你得小心
[00:38.07]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[00:38.91]我是百变酒精不是百变小樱
[00:39.75]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[00:40.53]今晚我要出门酒局你得小心
[00:41.46]我一般不吐一吐吐个泳池
[00:42.18]我在里面游泳创造各种花式
[00:43.11]每次喝完我都会丢失一台手机
[00:43.95]如果没偷到我手机我隔日给你邮寄
[00:45.03]这就是我的性格
[00:45.69]充满血性
[00:45.99]每个摩的司机都把我当兄弟
[00:47.01]我和他们有36 种击掌手势
[00:47.76]他们不仅送我回家还要抢光我的首饰
[00:48.78]今天早上我突然决定要戒酒
[00:49.56]因为我的女朋友想要和我分手
[00:50.49]哦我想起来了我并没有女朋友
[00:51.75]那是十五年前那时我刚开始喝酒
[00:52.71]记得那时我的成绩非常优异
[00:53.61]都是喝假酒让我成了一个砂皮
[00:54.72]如果能够重来我一定适量饮酒
[00:55.95]像个真的男人一样来上一桶汽油
[00:56.85]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[00:57.66]我是百变酒精不是百变小樱
[00:58.53]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[00:59.46]今晚我要出门酒局你得小心
[01:00.39]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:01.17]我是百变酒精不是百变小樱
[01:01.95]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:02.73]今晚我要出门酒局你得小心
[01:03.54]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:04.34]我是百变酒精不是百变小樱
[01:05.25]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:06.09]今晚我要出门酒局你得小心
[01:06.9]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:07.98]我是百变酒精不是百变小樱
[01:08.94]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:09.72]今晚我要出门酒局你得小心