William Tell Overture - Spike Jones

[00:0.47]William Tell Overture - Spike Jones
[00:0.68]Written by：Rossini/ArrJones/Weaver
[01:20.32]It's a beautiful day for the race
[01:23.8]Stu chan is the favorite today
[01:27.42]Assault is in there
[01:29.88]Dog bisquit is three to one
[01:32.82]Safety pin has been scratched
[01:37.03]And at twenty to one feitlebaum
[01:42.65]Now the horses are approaching the starting gate
[01:47.48]And eh there they go
[01:58.47]And it's stu chan going to the front
[01:62.62]Cabbage is second on the rail
[01:66.03]Beautiful linda is third by a length
[01:70.15]And feitlebaum around the first turn
[01:78.33]Stu chan is still in front
[01:81.83]Cabbage is second by a head
[01:85.02]Cabbage by a head
[01:87.72]Beautiful linda is third
[01:90.43]And feitlebaum into the back stretch
[01:99.03]Dog bisquit is now leading the pack
[02:02.45]Lady avalon is second very close
[02:06.25]Banana is coming up through the bunch
[02:09.35]Banana coming up through the bunch
[02:13.55]And feitlebaum
[02:18.35]At the half Stu Chan still out in the front
[02:23.02]Apartment house is second with plenty of room
[02:27.73]Assault is passing battery
[02:30.43]Assault and battery
[02:32.9]Notary's old jack is fourth
[02:36.17]And in last place by ten lengths I believe it is yes
[02:42.22]It is feitlebaum around the turn heading for home
[02:50.82]It's stu chan and dog bisquit and girdle in the stretch
[02:57.17]Flying sylvester is third and mother-in-law nagging in the rear
[02:63.85]Oh oh oh
[02:65.68]And now they come down to the wire
[02:70.52]And it's number one and now number two
[02:75.47]And it's very close
[02:77.42]It'll either be a photo finish or an oil painting
[02:80.9]And now louis speaks with the left
[02:84.93]And louis is in there
[02:87.55]Slugging and it's a battle
[02:89.68]And now they are tearing hair
[02:92.27]There's hair all over the ring
[02:94.63]There's hair all over the place
[02:96.48]I don't know whose hair it is
[02:99.43]It's mine and there goes the winner