William Tell Overture - Spike Jones

[00:0.0]William Tell Overture - Spike Jones
[01:15.78]It's a beautiful day for the race
[01:19.4]Stu Chan is the favorite today
[01:23.03]Assault is in there
[01:25.38]Dog Bisquit is three to one
[01:28.32]Safety pin has been scratched
[01:33.02]And at twenty to one Feitlebaum
[01:38.08]Now the horses are approaching the starting gate
[01:42.67]And eh there they go
[01:53.12]And it's Stu Chan going to the front
[01:56.93]Cabbage is second on the rail
[01:60.27]Beautiful Linda is third by a length
[01:63.9]And Feitlebaum around the first turn
[01:72.27]Stu Chan is still in front
[01:75.27]Cabbage is second by a head
[01:78.33](Cabbage by a head)
[01:81.15]Beautiful Linda is third
[01:83.8]And Feitlebaum into the back stretch
[01:92.23]Dog Bisquit is now leading the pack
[01:95.78]Lady Avalon is second very close
[01:99.12]Banana is coming up through the bunch
[02:01.98](Banana coming up through the bunch)
[02:06.5]And Feitlebaum
[02:10.67]At the half Stu Chan still out in the front
[02:15.4]Apartment House is second with plenty of room
[02:19.18]Assault is passing battery
[02:22.22](Assault and battery)
[02:24.35]Notary's Old Jack is fourth
[02:27.4]And in last place by ten lengths I believe it is yes
[02:33.77]It is Feitlebaum around the turn heading for home
[02:41.77]It's Stu Chan and Dog Bisquit
[02:44.37]And Girdle in the stretch
[02:48.17]Flying Sylvester is third and
[02:50.52]Mother-In-Law nagging in the rear
[02:54.52](Oh oh oh)
[02:56.6]And now they come down to the wire
[02:61.57]And it's number one and now number two
[02:65.67]And it's very close
[02:67.6]It'll either be a photo finish or an oil painting
[02:71.72]And now Louis speaks with the left
[02:75.05]And Louis is in there
[02:77.15]Slugging and it's a battle
[02:79.03]And now they are tearing hair
[02:82.02]There's hair all over the ring
[02:84.18]There's hair all over the place
[02:86.23]I don't know whose hair it is
[02:89.32]It' mine and there goes the winner