Big Bang Theory Theme - Barenaked Ladies

[00:00.67]Our whole universe was in a hot dense state'
[00:04.11]宇宙一度又烫又稠密
[00:04.11]Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started Wait
[00:08.11]140亿年前终于爆了炸，等着瞧
[00:08.11]The Earth began to cool'
[00:09.42]地球开始降温
[00:09.42]The autotrophs began to drool'
[00:10.67]自养生物来起哄
[00:10.67]Neanderthals developed tools'
[00:12.08]We built a wall (we built the pyramids)'
[00:12.09]穴居人发明工具
[00:13.64]Math' science' history' unravelling the mysteries'
[00:13.65]我们建长城，我们建金字塔
[00:16.77]数学，自然科学，历史，揭开神秘
[00:16.77]That all started with the big bang
[00:19.58]"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long'
[00:19.59]一切由大爆炸开始
[00:22.58]其实人类历史没有多久
[00:22.58]As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song
[00:26.39]A fraction of a second and the elements were made
[00:26.4]星系形成时间比唱完这支歌还要短
[00:28.58]元素在微秒间便形成了
[00:28.58]The bipeds stood up straight'
[00:29.83]两足动物直立行走
[00:29.83]The dinosaurs all met their fate'
[00:31.45]恐龙都得认命了
[00:31.45]They tried to leap but they were late
[00:32.89]And they all died (they froze their asses off)
[00:32.9]想要突变，没来得及
[00:34.83]就死光光了，屁屁都冻成了化石
[00:34.83]The oceans and pangea
[00:35.95]See ya' wouldn't wanna be ya
[00:35.96]大洋和泛古陆
[00:37.46]拜拜，才不想学你
[00:37.46]Set in motion by the same big bang
[00:41.16]It all started with the big BANG
[00:41.17]都是爆炸惹的祸
[00:44.04]一切从大爆炸开始
[00:44.04]It's expanding ever outward but one day
[00:49.97]It will cause the stars to go the other way'
[00:49.98]宇宙向外膨胀，但有一天
[00:55.1]星球会反方向运动
[00:55.1]Collapsing ever inward' we won't be here' it wont be hurt
[01:00.18]向内坍塌，反正我们不在了，不会觉得疼
[01:00.18]Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang
[01:18.24]我们美好光辉的形象将引发一场更大的爆炸
[01:18.24]Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
[01:20.92]Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
[01:20.93]南方古猿肯定不爽我们
[01:23.49]在他们捉鹿时唧唧歪歪，我们现在捉电脑病毒了
[01:23.49]Religion or astronomy' Encarta' Deuteronomy
[01:26.74]宗教，天文，百科，旧约申命记
[01:26.74]It all started with the big bang
[01:29.86]Music and mythology' Einstein and astrology
[01:29.87]一切从大爆炸开始
[01:32.729996]It all started with the big bang
[01:32.740005]音乐，神化，爱因斯坦，占星术
[01:32.740005]一切从大爆炸开始