Pokémon Masters Are Broke - The Gregory Brothers,Matpat

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[00:01.763]The way to earn money as a Pokémon Champion
[00:03.252]is to start beating up on some random kid's pets
[00:05.577]and stealing their cash.
[00:07.014]But what do the earnings of a Pokémon master truly look like?
[00:10.331]Pokémon Johto, let's go.
[00:12.917]Chase your Dreams,
[00:14.041]Just prepare to file for bankruptcy (For Bankruptcy)
[00:17.384]Even if you get to the end you lose money on your journey
[00:21.982]It's the single worst financial decision ever
[00:27.102]Getting shocked over and over doesn't make it better
[00:29.949]Pikachu
[00:31.752]Pokemon masters are broke
[00:33.946]They can'pay them bills
[00:36.219]Being a trainer's a joke
[00:38.439]They can't get that pokeskrill
[00:40.973]Pokemon masters are broke
[00:43.350]They can't pay them bills
[00:45.727]Being a trainer's a joke
[00:48.209]No sweet sweet pokeskrill
[00:52.937]We've all had that dream though,right?
[00:55.079]To spend a year out of your life
[00:57.300]In the world of pokemon
[00:59.546]To become a champion
[01:01.897]Armer with only a few pokeballs
[01:04.483]Travellin'the land to catch animals
[01:06.860]And make'em fight eternal blood sport to the death
[01:09.812]To the Death
[01:11.301]You see,vidio games tend to gloss over
[01:13.809]The rest of Life *2
[01:16.369]What do the earnings of pokemon master
[01:18.746]Truly look like
[01:21.149]You might be able to speedrun your way
[01:22.769]To the top of the pokecharts
[01:24.571]The pokécharts
[01:25.877]If you were to make them pokebucks
[01:28.046]And spend them in pokémark
[01:30.449]Chase your Dreams, Just prepare to file for bankruptcy
[01:33.348]For bankrupcy
[01:34.994]Even if you get to the end you lose money on your journey
[01:39.513]It's the single worst financial decision ever
[01:44.242]Getting shocked over and over doesn't make it better
[01:47.559]Pikachu
[01:49.283]Pokemon masters are broke
[01:51.477]They can't pay them bills
[01:53.802]Being a trainer's a joke
[01:55.553]They can't get that poke skrill
[01:58.687]Pokemon master are broke
[02:00.882]They can't pay them bills
[02:03.415]Being a trainer's a joke
[02:05.557]No sweet sweet pokeskrill
[02:10.730]It'd be a great time
[02:12.924]Or so wo'd like to think
[02:14.935]You still have to eat,sleep
[02:16.607]Use the bathroom or most conventient tree
[02:20.108]If you become a pokemon champion
[02:22.380]How broke would you be
[02:24.287]Beatin'up on the elite four
[02:26.482]Give you 85 cans of soda from the vending machine
[02:29.433]Pokedollars Pokeskrill Pokebucks pay them bills
[02:34.057]pokebones pokecharts poke..whatever they are
[02:38.759]pokedollars pokeskrill pokebucks pay them bills
[02:43.278]pokebones pokecharts poke..whatever they are
[02:48.111]Chase your Dreams,
[02:51.559]Just prepare to file for bankruptcy
[02:53.623]For bankrupcy
[02:55.086]Even if you get to the end you lose money on your journey
[02:59.526]It's the single worst financial decision ever
[03:04.411]Getting shocked over and over doesn't make it better
[03:07.520]Pikachu
[03:09.453]Pokemon masters are broke they can't pay them bills
[03:13.763]Being a trainer's a joke they can't get that pokeskrll
[03:18.648]Pokemon masters are broke they can't pay them bills
[03:22.906]Being a trainer's a joke no sweet sweet pokeskrill
[03:28.000]But hey, that's just a theory...
[03:31.135]A Game Theory!
[03:33.146]And we didn't even talk about taxes.
[03:35.157]Don't even get me started on taxes!