Comedy - Bo Burnham

[00:00.000] 作词 : Bo Burnham
[00:00.021] 作曲 : Bo Burnham
[00:00.43] The world is changing
[00:03.66] The planet's heating up
[00:07.36] What the **** is going on?
[00:13.41] Rearranging
[00:16.09] It's like everything happened all at once
[00:19.33] Um, what the **** is going on?
[00:26.02] The people rising in the streets
[00:28.87] The war, the drought
[00:32.73] The more I look, the more I see nothing to joke about
[00:39.03] Is comedy over?
[00:41.54] Should I leave you alone?
[00:43.44] 'Cause, really, who's gonna go for joking at a time like this?
[00:47.70] Should I be joking at a time like this?
[00:50.99] I wanna help to leave this world better than I found it
[00:57.39] And I fear that comedy won't help
[01:00.66] And the fear is not unfounded
[01:03.87] Should I stop trying to be funny?
[01:07.53] Should I give away my money? No!
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[01:15.05] What do I do?
[01:21.65] Healing the world with comedy
[01:28.13] Indescribable power of your comedy
[01:34.58] The world needs direction
[01:38.19] From a white guy like me (Bingo!)
[01:42.31] Who is healing the world with comedy
[01:50.24] That's it!
[01:52.51] The world is so... ****ed up
[01:56.27] Systematic oppression
[01:58.27] Income inequality
[02:00.98] The other stuff
[02:04.27] And there's only one thing that I can do about it
[02:07.94] While— While being paid and being the center of attention
[02:12.90] Healing the world with comedy
[02:17.83] Making a literal difference, metaphorically
[02:23.71] A Jew walks into a bar, and I've saved him a seat
[02:29.42] That's healing the world with comedy
[02:33.73] I'm a special kind of white guy
[02:36.14] I self-reflected, and I wanna be an agent of change
[02:39.54] So I am gonna use my privilege for the good (Very cool, way to go!)
[02:44.22] American white guys
[02:47.36] We've had the floor for at least four hundred years
[02:50.68] So maybe I should just shut the **** up
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[02:58.66] I'm bored
[03:01.20] I don't wanna do that
[03:03.78] There's got to be another way (Yes)
[03:06.06] For me to help out without standing on the sidelines (Never)
[03:11.38] The wait is over
[03:14.04] I'm white, and I'm here to save the day
[03:17.03] Lord, help me channel Sandra Bullock in The Blind Side (Sandra Bullock)
[03:22.12] Healing the world with comedy
[03:27.38] Making a literal difference, metaphorically
[03:32.48] And yes, most likely, they'll pay me, but I'd do it for free
[03:37.74] I am healing the world with comedy
[03:44.37] If you wake up in a house that's full of smoke
[03:47.86] Don't panic
[03:49.15] Call me, and I'll tell you a joke
[03:50.50] If you see white men dressed in white cloaks
[03:53.07] Don't panic
[03:54.21] Call me, and I'll tell you a joke
[03:56.17] Oh shit
[03:58.44] Should I be joking at a time like this?
[04:01.79] If you start to smell burning toast
[04:04.71] You're having a stroke or overcooking your toast
[04:07.35] If you wake up in a house that's full of smoke
[04:09.52] Don't panic
[04:10.71] Call me, and I'll tell you a joke
[04:13.37] If you see white men dressed in white cloaks
[04:15.47] Don't panic
[04:16.95] Call me, and I'll tell you a joke
[04:18.71] Oh shit
[04:21.08] Should I be joking at a time like this?
[04:24.22] Somebody help me out, 'cause I don't know
[04:29.60] And I want to help to leave this world better than I found it
[04:34.44] And I fear that comedy won't help, and the fear is not unfounded
[04:40.12] Should I stop trying to be funny?
[04:43.57] Should I give away my money? No!
[04:49.10] I know what I gotta do
[04:53.10] Healing the world with comedy
[04:57.11] Making a literal difference, metaphorically
[05:03.13] I swore I'd never be back, but now I'm back on my feet
[05:08.42] And I'm healing the world with comedy
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