Comedy - Bo Burnham

[00:00.000] 作词 : Bo Burnham
[00:00.697] 作曲 : Bo Burnham
[00:01.394]The world is changing
[00:04.772]The planet's heating up
[00:08.624]What the **** is going on? (Recorded laughter)
[00:14.623]Rearranging
[00:17.508]It's like everything happened all at once
[00:21.171]Um, what the **** is going on? (Recorded laughter)
[00:27.299]The people rising in the streets
[00:30.677]The war, the drought
[00:33.573]The more I look, the more I see nothing to joke about
[00:40.049]Is comedy over?
[00:42.885]Should I leave you alone?
[00:44.467]'Cause, really, who's gonna go for joking at a time like this?
[00:49.320]Should I be joking at a time like this?
[00:51.956]I wanna help to leave this world better than I found it
[00:58.387]And I fear that comedy won't help, and the fear is not unfounded
[01:04.913]Should I stop trying to be funny?
[01:08.306]Should I give away my money? No
[01:12.194]What do I do?
[01:21.601]Healing the world with comedy
[01:29.144]The indescribable power of your comedy
[01:36.649]The world needs direction, from a white guy like me (Bingo)
[01:43.068]Who is healing the world with comedy
[01:51.839]That's it
[01:54.450]The world is so ****ed up. Systematic oppression, income inequality, the other stuff...
[02:05.623]And there's only one thing that I can do about it.
[02:09.816]While— While being paid and being the center of attention
[02:14.498]Healing the world with comedy
[02:18.738]Making a literal difference, metaphorically
[02:24.493]A Jew walks into a bar, and I've saved him a seat
[02:29.444]That's healing the world with comedy
[02:34.949]I'm a special kind of white guy
[02:37.278]I self-reflected, and I want to be an agent of change
[02:40.406]So I am gonna use my privilege for the good (Very cool, way to go!)
[02:44.873]American white guys
[02:47.722]We've had the floor for at least 400 years
[02:50.862]So maybe I should just shut the **** up...
[03:00.732]I'm bored
[03:01.789]I don't wanna do that
[03:04.136]There's got to be another way (Yes)
[03:07.537]For me to help out without standing on the sidelines (Never!)
[03:11.469]The wait is over
[03:14.863]I'm white, and I'm here to save the day
[03:17.492]Lord, help me channel Sandra Bullock in The Blind Side (Sandra Bullock!)
[03:21.910]Healing the world with comedy
[03:28.187]Making a literal difference, metaphorically
[03:33.630]And yes, most likely, they'll pay me, but I'd do it for free
[03:39.123]I am healing the world with comedy
[03:45.657]If you wake up in a house that's full of smoke
[03:48.522]Don't panic
[03:49.296]Call me and I'll tell you a joke
[03:51.129]If you see white men dressed in white cloaks
[03:54.018]Don't panic—call me and I'll tell you a joke
[03:57.158]Oh, shit
[03:59.522]Should I be joking at a time like this?
[04:02.883]If you start to smell burning toast
[04:05.523]You're having a stroke
[04:06.570]Or overcooking your toast
[04:08.395]If you wake up in a house that's full of smoke
[04:11.021]Don't panic—call me and I'll tell you a joke
[04:13.590]If you see white men dressed in white cloaks
[04:16.704]Don't panic—call me and I'll tell you a joke
[04:19.302]Oh, shit
[04:22.167]Should I be joking at a time like this?
[04:25.287]Somebody help me out 'cause I don't know
[04:30.257]And I want to help to leave this world better than I found it
[04:35.464]And I fear that comedy won't help, and the fear is not unfounded
[04:41.198]Should I stop trying to be funny?
[04:44.045]Should I give away my money? No!
[04:50.308]I know what I gotta do
[04:54.217]Healing the world with comedy
[04:58.409]Making a literal difference, metaphorically
[05:04.870]I swore I'd never be back, and now, I'm back on my feet
[05:11.920]And I'm healing the world with comedy