Lydia the Tattooed Lady - Groucho Marx&Six Hits&a Miss

[00:00.0]Lydia the Tatooed Lady - Groucho Marx/Six Hits/a Miss
[00:03.71]Oh Lydia oh Lydia
[00:04.88]Say have you met Lydia
[00:07.09]Lydia The Tattooed Lady
[00:10.33]She has eyes that men adore so
[00:13.8]And a torso even more so
[00:17.19]Lydia oh Lydia
[00:18.37]That encyclopedia
[00:20.02]Oh Lydia The Queen of them all
[00:22.98]On her back is The Battle of Waterloo
[00:26.5]Beside it the Wreck of the Hesperus too
[00:29.66]And proudly above waves the red
[00:31.8]White and blue
[00:32.84]You can learn a lot from Lydia
[00:36.12]La-la-la la-la-la
[00:39.38]La-la-la la-la-la
[00:42.76]She can give you a view
[00:44.1]Of the world in tattoo
[00:46.2]If you step up and tell her where
[00:49.14]For a dime you can see
[00:50.73]Kankakee or Paree
[00:52.68]Or Washington crossing The Delaware
[00:55.57]La-la-la la-la-la
[00:59.1]La-la-la la-la-la
[01:02.4]Oh Lydia oh Lydia say
[01:04.39]Have you met Lydia
[01:06.14]Lydia The Tattooed Lady
[01:09.1]When her muscles start relaxin'
[01:12.83]Up the hill comes Andrew Jackson
[01:15.82]Lydia oh Lydia
[01:17.25]That encyclopedia
[01:18.92]Oh Lydia the champ of them all
[01:22.03]For two bits she will do
[01:23.37]A mazurka in jazz
[01:26.39]With a view of Niagara
[01:28.13]That nobody has
[01:30.72]And on a clear day
[01:32.45]You can see Alcatraz
[01:33.9]You can learn a lot from Lydia
[01:37.4]La-la-la la-la-la
[01:40.6]La-la-la la-la-la
[01:43.770004]Come along and see Buffalo Bill
[01:45.369995]With his lasso
[01:46.85]Just a little classic by Mendel Picasso
[01:50.130005]Here is Captain Spaulding
[01:51.47]Exploring the Amazon
[01:53.65]Here's Godiva
[01:54.64]But with her pajamas on
[01:57.05]La-la-la la-la-la
[02:00.14]La-la-la la-la-la
[02:03.42]Oh Lydia oh Lydia
[02:04.97]Oh have you met Lydia
[02:07.09]Lydia The Tattooed Lady
[02:10.31]When she stands the world grows littler
[02:13.57]When she sits
[02:15.05]She sits on Hitler
[02:16.95999]Lydia oh Lydia
[02:18.35]That encyclopedia
[02:19.91]Oh Lydia The Queen of them all
[02:23.1]She once swept an Admiral
[02:25.02]Clear off his feet
[02:26.58]The ships on her hips
[02:27.82]Made his heart skip a beat
[02:29.9]And now the old boy's
[02:31.18]In command of the fleet
[02:32.98]For he went and married Lydia
[02:36.08]I said Lydia
[02:37.6]He said Lydia
[02:39.32]I said Lydia
[02:40.95999]We said Lydia la la