Red Flags (feat. Montaigne) - Montaigne&Tom Cardy

[00:00.0]Red Flags (feat. Montaigne) - Tom Cardy/Montaigne
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[00:00.55]The date started off so well
[00:04.24]这场约会一开始很顺利
[00:04.24]Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life
[00:08.98]美好的夜晚开启 我没想到这会成为我一辈子的梦魇
[00:08.98]She was perfect from what I could tell
[00:12.44]我看得出来 她完美无瑕
[00:12.44]How could I not see the danger right in front of me
[00:16.43]我怎会察觉不到眼前的危机
[00:16.43]My favorite food is fish
[00:18.42]我最爱吃鱼
[00:18.42]Baby that's my favorite too
[00:20.51]宝贝 这也是我的最爱
[00:20.51]I love cartoon dogs
[00:22.44]我还喜欢卡通狗狗
[00:22.44]Baby I love scooby doo
[00:25.05]宝贝 我也喜欢史努比
[00:25.05]Hey girl what's your favorite film
[00:27.67]姑娘 你最喜欢哪部电影
[00:27.67]She said the best movie of all
[00:30.09]她说 是那部史上最佳电影
[00:30.09]A masterpiece of art called
[00:32.53]一部堪称杰作的经典影片 片名叫
[00:32.53]Human centipede
[00:34.44]人体蜈蚣
[00:34.44]Human centipede
[00:36.35]人体蜈蚣
[00:36.35]I think that I'm gonna get murdered tonight
[00:40.33]我觉得 今晚我可能会遭人谋杀
[00:40.33]Human centipede
[00:42.41]人体蜈蚣
[00:42.41]Not ironically
[00:44.48]不开玩笑
[00:44.48]She said "The costume design was a highlight"
[00:48.31]她说 片中的服装造型是一大亮点
[00:48.31]I like it for the plot
[00:50.45]我喜欢影片的故事情节
[00:50.45]Tell me what the plot's about
[00:52.42]跟我讲讲剧情吧
[00:52.42]German doctor sews three people
[00:54.43]一位德国医生将三个人的
[00:54.43]A*s to mouth
[00:55.93]肛门和嘴用手术依次缝合连接起来
[00:55.93]Cool
[00:56.47]真是不寒而栗
[00:56.47]Human centipede
[00:58.36]然后形成了一条人体蜈蚣
[00:58.36]Please god save me
[01:00.47]天哪 救救我吧
[01:00.47]I think that's a red flag
[01:02.45]我觉得这就是危险讯号
[01:02.45]I don't want to get stabbed
[01:04.44]我不想遭人刺杀
[01:04.44]She said "Human centipede is a tour de force"
[01:08.47]她说 人体蜈蚣真的是一部杰作
[01:08.47]I think "Holy s**t I'm gonna be the main course"
[01:12.45]真要命 我觉得我可能要变成今晚的主菜了
[01:12.45]She said "I admire the narrative of character growth"
[01:16.479996]接着她又说 我很喜欢片中角色的成长历程
[01:16.479996]I try to get the waiter's attention by blinking in morse code
[01:20.42]我试图通过眨眼来代替闪动的摩斯电码向服务员求助
[01:20.42]Why are you blinking so much
[01:22.46]你为何频繁眨眼
[01:22.46]I've got something in my eye
[01:24.479996]我眼里进东西了
[01:24.479996]Here let me get it out
[01:26.41]让我帮你弄出来吧
[01:26.41]No thank you I don't wanna die
[01:28.49]不用了 谢谢 我可不想死
[01:28.49]Bonjour sir was blinking at me
[01:30.75]您好 先生 我看到您一直在对我眨眼
[01:30.75]Is this because your date is a freak
[01:33.979996]是不是因为你的约会对象是个令人毛骨悚然的怪胎
[01:33.979996]No
[01:34.53]不是
[01:34.53]Very good then bon appétit
[01:36.82]那好 祝您用餐愉快
[01:36.82]Stop hiding behind your silly made up red flag
[01:40.56]别再用你胡编乱造的危险讯号来掩盖你的怯懦了
[01:40.56]To not take a chance on the best relationship you never had
[01:44.56]别拿你从未拥有过的美好恋情来冒险了
[01:44.56]Maybe you're right and I'm looking for excuses
[01:48.68]或许你根本没错 是我一直在找借口
[01:48.68]My heart's got bruises but I'm ready to choose this love
[01:52.35]我心里已伤痕累累 但我准备接纳这份爱
[01:52.35]You could be my world the love of my life
[01:56.36]你可以成为我的全世界 我一生的挚爱
[01:56.36]One day we'll get married and be husband and wife
[01:59.770004]总有一天 我们会步入婚姻殿堂 结为夫妻
[01:59.770004]With a tasteful ceremony and the wedding of our dreams
[02:04.26]办一场精美的典礼 一场梦寐以求的婚礼
[02:04.26]Only if the wedding is themed
[02:08.48]只要婚礼主题确定了就好
[02:08.48]Tell me what the theme's gonna be
[02:10.61]告诉我 婚礼主题是什么
[02:10.61]Human centipede
[02:12.34]人体蜈蚣
[02:12.34]Human centipede
[02:14.34]人体蜈蚣
[02:14.34]That way we could save on the catering bill
[02:18.37]这样我们就能省下宴请宾客的费用了
[02:18.37]Human centipede
[02:20.36]人体蜈蚣
[02:20.36]Only one mouth to feed
[02:22.44]只需要喂饱一张嘴
[02:22.44]If you are the best man
[02:24.45]如果你是伴郎
[02:24.45]You know the deal
[02:25.98]要明白该怎么做
[02:25.98]Pucker up
[02:26.5]撅起嘴来
[02:26.5]I can finally open myself up to love
[02:30.58]我终于可以敞开心扉尽情去爱了
[02:30.58]I can finally sew a mouth to a butt
[02:34.6]我终于可以把别人的嘴和屁股缝在一起了
[02:34.6]Human centipede
[02:36.52]人体蜈蚣
[02:36.52]Human centipede
[02:41.052]人体蜈蚣