Corporate Logic - Stereoliza

[00:24.21]Our company was just starting a deal
[00:26.58]When it occurred my boss to hore me, lady STL
[00:29.40]Lost of clever candidates demonstrated
[00:30.75]Broad vision at selection process go-no-go decision
[00:34.50]My sixiest gear pushed on decision's taking
[00:36.69]- I'm ready to start, heh, money-making
[00:39.37]Miss Thang was gonna start introducing my job:
[00:41.48]"Another ***** in the house,
[00:43.08]Why not a nice baby-pop?"
[00:44.08]Shut up, *****t, I just thought to myself
[00:46.05]I'm a lady STL, I'll give you hell
[00:48.46]She went on explaining what is our common dream
[00:51.04]Sat back introducong our company's team:
[00:52.96]"Yo, nice to meet you, Mr. Low Mr. Tea and Toady-boy!"
[00:59.24]I knew they're ultimate dorks, despite all that crap
[01:02.34]I had to get to my wizzwork
[01:03.59]
[01:07.62]One produces that *****t
[01:08.57]Somebody gotta use it
[01:09.71]And I just sit and spit
[01:11.08]And we all do that in the company's interest
[01:14.83]Company's interest
[01:17.51]Mr. Tea throws a fit
[01:18.51]Toady-boy steals a bit
[01:19.93]And I just sit and spit
[01:21.08]And we all do that in the company's interest
[01:24.07]Company's interest
[01:25.60]
[01:26.88]Meanwhile I was surpissingly enthused
[01:29.32]By the fact that miss Thang was extremely profuse
[01:31.43]Talking 'bout flashy cars and trendy restaurants
[01:33.97]What she needs, who she wants,
[01:36.09]Who's another guy to bonk
[01:36.75]After that Mr. Low couldn't restrain
[01:38.32]From porno web-sites
[01:39.38]Waiting for the colleagues leave the office
[01:40.68]And to work nights
[01:41.89]Toady-boy was not just curious in this
[01:43.46]His inverstigator's talent never left him in peace
[01:46.03]Next morning secretary's giggling in the hall
[01:48.51]Recealed the whole story with the message to all
[01:51.23]We new that Mr. Tea was jealous, Sir Low ever lower
[01:53.66]Miss Thang - just delicious, trying to get over
[01:56.20]So I concluded that for well-paid positions
[01:58.67]One should abandon all the inner inhibitions
[02:00.98]Corporate Iogic is something like black box,
[02:03.55]But finaly I've guessed how all this stupid
[02:05.48]System works
[02:06.28]
[02:10.12]One produces that *****t
[02:11.19]Somebody gotta use it
[02:12.38]And I just sit and spit
[02:13.74]And we all do that in the company's interest
[02:16.87]Company's interest
[02:19.25]Mr. Tea throws a fit
[02:21.03]Toady-boy steals a bit
[02:22.17]And I just sit and spit
[02:23.45]And we all do that in the company's interest
[02:25.98]Company's interest
[02:28.13]
[02:29.55]One produces that *****t
[02:30.57]Somebody gotta use it
[02:31.84]And I just sit and spit
[02:33.20]And we all do that in the company's interest
[02:36.13]Company's interest
[02:39.29]Mr. Tea throws a fit
[02:40.43]Toady-boy steals a bit
[02:41.58]And I just sit and spit
[02:42.91]And we all do that in the company's interest
[02:52.98]
[02:53.57]Our company was just starting a deal
[02:55.84]When it occurred my boss to hore me
[02:59.16]One produces that *****t
[03:00.18]Somebody gotta use it
[03:01.19]And I just sit and spit
[03:02.70]And we all do that in the company's interest
[03:05.91]Company's interest
[03:08.78]Mr. Tea throws a fit
[03:09.84]Toady-boy steals a bit
[03:11.10]And I just sit and spit
[03:12.60]And we all do that in the company's interest
[03:15.78]Company's interest
[03:17.14]
[03:18.59]One produces that *****t
[03:19.65]Somebody gotta use it
[03:20.90]And I just sit and spit
[03:22.17]And we all do that in the company's interest
[03:25.76]Company's interest
[03:28.28]Mr. Tea throws a fit
[03:29.38]Toady-boy steals a bit
[03:30.60]And I just sit and spit
[03:31.90]And we all do that in the company's interest