School Song - Tim Minchin

[00:18.433] My mummy says I'm a miracle.
[00:23.725] My daddy says I'm his special little guy.
[00:30.198] I am a princess,
[00:32.110] And I am a prince.
[00:35.577] Mum says I'm an angel.
[00:39.030] Mum says I'm an angel.
[00:42.030] Mum says I'm an angel.
[00:44.212] So you think you're A-ble(able)
[00:46.541] To survive this mess
[00:47.912] by B-ing(being) A prince or a princess,
[00:50.392] you will soon C(see) ,
[00:51.336] There's no escaping trage-D(tragedy) .
[00:55.058] And E-ven If you put in heaps of F-ort(effort) ,
[00:58.792] You're just wasting ener-G(energy) ,
[01:01.016] 'Cause your life as you know it is H-ent(ancient) history.
[01:05.096] I
[01:05.726] Have suffered in this J-ail .
[01:07.822] I've been trapped inside this K-ge(cage) for ages,
[01:11.076] This living h-L(hell) ,
[01:12.726] But if I try I can rem-M-ber ,
[01:15.030] Back before my life had N-ded(ended) ,
[01:17.642] Before my happy days were O-ver ,
[01:19.805] Before I first heard the P-ling(pealing) of the bell...
[01:24.698] Like you I was Q-rious(curious),
[01:26.731] So innocent I R-sked(asked) a thousand questions,
[01:29.081] But, unl-S(unless) you want to suffer,
[01:31.078] Listen up and I will T-ch(teach) you a thing or two.
[01:34.624] U (you), listen here, my dear,
[01:36.725] You'll be punished so se-V-rely (severely)if you step out of line,
[01:38.723] And if you cry it will be W (double,you)should stay out of trouble,
[01:41.088] And remember to be X-tremely (extremely)careful.
[01:45.742] Y(why)?
[01:46.638] Why? Why? Why?Did you hear what he said?
[01:51.725] Just you wait for phy-Z !
[01:55.976] What's phys. ed.?
[01:58.076] Physical education!
[02:01.140] My mummy says I'm a miracle.
[02:03.560] My daddy said I would be the teacher's pet.
[02:06.038] School is really fun, according to my mum.
[02:09.050] Dad says I would learn the alphabet.
[02:11.551] The alphabet? You'd better learn to listen, kid!
[02:15.552] So you think you're A-ble(able)
[02:16.440] To survive this mess
[02:17.567] by B-ing(being) A prince or a princess,
[02:19.667] you will soon C(see) ,
[02:21.061] There's no escaping trage-D (tragedy).
[02:23.865] And E-ven If you put in heaps of F-ort (effort),
[02:28.531] You're just wasting ener-G (energy),
[02:30.751] 'Cause your life as you know it is H-ent (ancient)history.
[02:34.665] I
[02:35.528] Have suffered in this J-ail .
[02:38.194] I've been trapped inside this K-ge (cage)for ages,
[02:40.789] This living h-L (hell),
[02:43.290] But if I try I can rem-M-ber ,
[02:45.673] Back before my life had N-ded (ended),
[02:47.725] Before my happy days were O-ver ,
[02:50.044] Before I first heard the P-ling of the bell...
[02:54.622] Like you I was Q-rious (curious),
[02:56.743] So innocent I R-sked(asked) a thousand questions,
[02:59.223] But, unl-S(unless) you want to suffer,
[03:01.127] Listen up and I will T-ch(teach) you a thing or two.
[03:04.777] U(you) , listen here, my dear,
[03:06.308] You'll be punished so se-V-rely(severely) if you step out of line,
[03:08.730] And if you cry it will be W(double,you) should stay out of trouble,
[03:11.010] And remember to be X-tremely(extremely) careful.
[03:15.587] Y(why)?
[03:16.511] Why?Why?Why? Did you hear what he said?
[03:23.088] Just you wait for phy-Z !
[03:30.354] A-B-C-D-E-F-G
[03:31.502] H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P
[03:32.807] Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X
[03:35.022] Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?
[03:38.059] Y?
[03:39.018] Just you wait for phy-Z!