健将PLUS【终极版】 -法老/小精灵/早安/Eminem/Cardi B【Mashup】 - ZZCRAYON

作词 : 卡迪·B/梅根·西·斯塔莉安/Austin J Owens/James Foye/Jordan Thorpe/Frank Rodriguez/Eminem/小精灵/法老/早安
作曲 : 卡迪·B/梅根·西·斯塔莉安/Austin J Owens/James Foye/Jordan Thorpe/Frank Rodriguez/小精灵/法老/早安
编曲 : 隆厉奇/杨秋儒
我的肌肉怎么那么的好看
一用力就会把衣橱整翻
真惨
我把杠铃片都当做飞盘来玩
来玩
我扔的铅球飞到火星
“无人生还”
I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox slapbox
They said I rap like a robot so call me Rapbot
But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes
I got a laptop in my back pocket
My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
Made a living and a killing off it
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack
I'm an MC still as honest
But as rude and indecent as all hell
不要健身 我要睡觉 我昨天游戏 打了通宵
二头弯举 弯举 弯举 one one one two 必须要和别人去攀比
今天再不弯举 到夏天 我要 怎么秀出好身材 去换季 被赞许
Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This ***** is wet, come take a dive
不要瞎练
我的动作不止百变 并且一天八练
我从上海跑到了大连
没空大便 有氧八年
现在一秒就能够从楼下跑到塔尖
Make it cream, make me scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you how I got this ring
吃着蛋白饼干和教练拼单
帅的心烦像道明寺新版
这里主角是俺 把篮板顶翻
站在山脉顶端 扛着三百硬汉
Talk your shit, bite your lip 
Ask for a car while you ride that **** 
You really ain't never gotta **** him for a thing 
He already made his mind up 'fore he came

Well to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage
And youthful exuberance
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
Hit the earth like an asteroid
Did nothing but shoot for the moon since
MC's get taken to school with this music
Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme
Now I lead a new school full of students
我是冷静的
稳定的
从来不任性的
把水端得最平的
不配赢的
站错了队形的
如影随形的破事
哪怕永远不会停
不撕破脸
我会难为情的
我要深刻
要厚重
要工整
不能有漏洞
要说个道理
我要你用效率去对抗虚无
套上件最花的衣服
却排不出体内的瘀毒
我做不到
羞愧于纯粹的快乐
不敢直说我爱着
我不是品
我就是爱喝
押多少才能算合格
都在笑堂吉诃德
为什么作者写窗帘是蓝色的
因为它就是蓝色的
我做不到
我真的在努力去克制
保持我 I内向人的特质
自己对自己呵斥
可我真的需要一首歌的时间放空
我不在乎这是比赛
我要“发疯”
Now from the top, make it drop, that's some wet-ass *****
Now get a bucket and a mop, that's some wet-ass *****
I'm talkin' wap, wap, wap, that's some wet-ass *****
Macaroni in a pot, that's some wet-ass *****, huh
Now from the top, make it drop, that's some wet-ass *****
Now get a bucket and a mop, that's some wet-ass *****
I'm talkin' wap, wap, wap, that's some wet-ass *****
Macaroni in a pot, that's some wet-ass *****, huh
我是宇宙的霹雳的超级的
无敌的阿姆斯特朗喷射炮
谁都不能拿走我的超级英雄标志
是我的眼镜和毛线帽
别总拿说唱当运动
做有趣的灵魂才不是为了参加比赛
抽象也可以是艺术
最无敌的 rap流
当然是《快乐崇拜》
孩子
你明白
人生的意义究竟是什么了吗
是洋葱
我加了洋葱
有意思比有意义本身更有意义
那你现在知道你该做什么了吗
我悟了
现场的朋友们
把你们的元气
分给我吧
Uh sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber
So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
I'm never stating more than never demonstrating
How to give a mother****in' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading and I know that the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off they'd be celebrating
Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music you make elevator music
Oh he's too mainstream
Well that's what they do when they get jealous they confuse it
It's not hip hop it's pop cause I found a hella way to fuse it
With rock shock rap with Doc
Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it
I don't know how to make songs like that
I don't know what words to use
Let me know when it occurs to you
While I'm ripping any one of these verses diverse as you
It's curtains I'm inadvertently hurtin' you
How many verses I gotta murder to prove
That if you're half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too