May the Best Pet Win - Daniel Ingram

[00:06.49]Now, Rainbow, my dear, I cannot express my delight
[00:10.93]It's abundantly clear
[00:12.57]That somewhere out here
[00:13.81]Is the pet that will suit you just right
[00:16.00]I can't wait to get started, but first let me set a few rules
[00:20.38]It's of utmost importance
[00:21.59]The pet that I get
[00:22.74]Is something that's awesome and cool
[00:25.09]Fluttershy: Awesome, cool, got it!
[00:26.98]I have so many wonderful choices, just wait, you will see
[00:31.70]I need something real fast like a bullet to keep up with me
[00:36.09]Sure! How 'bout a bunny?
[00:38.37]They're cutesy and wootsie and quick as can be
[00:40.86]Cutesy? Wootsie? Have you even met me?
[00:43.75]Rainbow, have faith
[00:45.29]You see, I will bet you
[00:47.68]Somewhere in here is the pet that will get you
[00:50.12]Fluttershy: Come on, the sky's the limit!
[00:52.31]Rainbow Dash: Sky is good. I'd like it to fly.
[00:54.60]Fluttershy: Really? Because I think this widdle puddy tat has your name written all over it. Yes, he does. Aww, look, he likes you!
[01:02.36]Rainbow Dash: Pass.
[01:03.30]I have so many wonderful choices for you to decide
[01:07.84]There are otters and seals
[01:09.13]With massive appeal
[01:10.47]Rainbow Dash: Otters and seals do not fly.
[01:12.44]Fluttershy: Maybe not, but I've seen this particular seal catch ten feet of air when he breaches the water!
[01:17.02]Rainbow Dash: That's it. I'm outta here.
[01:19.41]Wait! There must be a pet here
[01:21.55]That will fit the ticket
[01:23.94]How 'bout a ladybug, or a cute cricket?
[01:26.79]Rainbow Dash: Bigger. And cooler.
[01:28.53]Fluttershy: Bigger, cooler. Right.
[01:30.72]I've got just the thing in that tree, Dash
[01:33.06]Meet your new fabulous pet, Squirrely!
[01:37.16]Rainbow Dash: It's just a squirrel.
[01:38.95]Fluttershy: Not just any squirrel. A flying squirrel!
[01:44.33]Rainbow Dash: ...Yeah. So, like I was saying...
[01:46.75]Fluttershy, pal, this won't cut it
[01:50.43]I need a pet to keep up with me
[01:54.16]Something awesome, something flying
[01:57.70]With coolness that defies gravity!
[02:01.38]Fluttershy: I'm sensing you want an animal that can fly.
[02:03.67]Rainbow Dash: Ya think?
[02:04.52]I have plenty of wonderful creatures who soar in the sky
[02:09.25]Like a sweet hummingbird or a giant monarch butterfly
[02:12.74]Rainbow Dash: Better, but cooler.
[02:14.23]I see. How 'bout an owl, or a wasp, or a toucan?
[02:18.33]There's so many wonderful creatures the likes of that
[02:22.79]There are falcons and eagles
[02:24.98]They are both quite regal
[02:27.12]Or perhaps what you need is a dark and mysterious bat?
[02:30.14]Rainbow Dash: Now you're talking! But instead of just one standout, now that's too many.
[02:35.96]So many choices, and such riches aplenty
[02:39.95]Fluttershy: Not a bad problem to have, if you ask me.
[02:42.55]The bat would be awesome, but the wasp I'm digging too
[02:45.73]Do you have something in a yellow striped bat?
[02:48.68]Fluttershy: No.
[02:49.52]I've got a hot pink flamingo, just dying to meet you
[02:53.18]What to do, what to do?
[02:56.81]A prize! That's it! There's really just one way
[03:00.49]To find out which animal's best
[03:04.12]Hold a contest of speed, agility, and guts
[03:07.76]That will put each pet to the test
[03:13.43]Don't forget style, that should be considered
[03:15.32]Then we'll know for sure who's best of the litter
[03:17.21]The one who is awesome as cool
[03:18.56]Just like me
[03:20.71]Can't settle for less, 'cause I'm the best
[03:22.66]So a contest we will see
[03:24.50]Who's the number one, greatest, perfectest pet
[03:26.44]In the world for me!
[03:30.47]May the games
[03:31.69]Begin!
[03:36.22]Rainbow Dash: And may the best pet win!