The Royal Wedding Song

[00:00.42]All of the girls around the world are saying the same thing
[00:04.01]I should - I should be the one to marry prince charming
[00:07.90]Now if this won't effect you then know we're the same
[00:11.51]But listen up - I made a song in which I'll try to explain (check it out)
[00:15.41]Every little girl has the same exact dream
[00:19.32]A pretty white dress and a (gasp) diamond ring
[00:23.48]To match the biggest wedding ever with a prince for show and tell
[00:27.07]To be the princess in his fairy tale
[00:31.25]Why is she the one that gets the fairy tale?
[00:35.00]This might make you laugh but its not a spoof
[00:37.10]Everything I raps 100% truth
[00:39.06]When a royal wedding happens... here's your proof
[00:40.85]Twinky sales go through the rough
[00:42.75]And the sorority girls all get excited
[00:44.61]But so much jealously... its hard to hide it
[00:46.75]All over the news and hurts to look
[00:48.50]So one by one they tweet & face book
[00:50.96]Saying (uhh) such an issue
[00:52.68]I know girlfriend - pass me the tissues
[00:54.28]The boys I know all lack in sense
[00:56.29]And there she goes just... found a prince!
[00:58.11]"real life princess" must be nice
[01:00.35]That should be me... it's just not right
[01:01.99]It looks so sweet but it feels like a knife
[01:03.85]Well she's gonna have a perfect life
[01:05.89]Every little girl has the same exact dream
[01:09.21]A pretty dress and a (gasp) diamond ring
[01:13.03]To match the biggest wedding ever with a prince for show and tell
[01:17.09]To be the princess in his fairy tale
[01:20.67]Why is she the one that gets the fairy tale?
[01:24.96]Now the hardest part is the honey moon
[01:26.90]More pictures then they can consume
[01:28.93]So the first 3 days they just stay in their rooms
[01:31.03]Back and forth - vent and fume and
[01:33.03]I don't really care... cause it's not my life
[01:34.74]But I mean... they ARE missing paradise
[01:36.67]So if you're a guy.... take my advise
[01:38.31]The best thing to do is just keep quiet
[01:40.35]Don't even try it... crackin' joke
[01:41.79]Girls world wide just trying to cope
[01:44.15]See they had this dream... and they just lost hope
[01:46.20]Save yourselves... let 'em mope
[01:48.07]Cause things might seem cool... but there's major problems
[01:51.00]Girly stuff.... trust we can't solve 'em
[01:52.15]Soon as they showed her in that tiara
[01:53.97]KNOW they ALL hit rock bottom
[01:56.43]Before I watch anymore... I'm going to need my diet coke and a tube of cookie dough!
[02:01.01]Every little girl has the same exact dream
[02:07.18]A pretty dress and a (gasp) diamond ring
[02:10.90]To match the biggest wedding ever with a prince for show and tell
[02:14.78]To be the princess in his fairy tale
[02:18.30]Every little girl has the same exact dream
[02:22.25]A pretty dress and a (gasp) diamond ring
[02:26.20]To match the biggest wedding ever with a prince for show and tell
[02:30.25]To be the princess in his fairy tale
[02:33.95]Not to worry ladies... I'm available ;)