自夸小队（翻自 某幻君） - Showing小云

[00:00.000] 作词 : 某幻君/老番茄/中国BOY/花少北
[00:01.000] 作曲 : 无
[00:09.952]Welcome to the jungle
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[00:12.404]Welcome to the show
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[00:14.159]Welcome to the party
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[00:17.154]Join me with the last dance
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[00:19.152]老番茄：
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[00:20.162]我来自内蒙古的大草原要高考射箭骑马
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[00:22.401]我来自哔哩哔哩游戏区每局都怒送一塔
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[00:24.909]我热爱体育 就是每天球场被人隔扣
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[00:27.152]我热爱音乐 去ktv唱的歌朋友们听了都折寿
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[00:29.901]别闹 别叫 别笑我脑 子不开窍
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[00:32.155]来到校 医院 八个医生轮流给我开药
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[00:34.650]那报 上我最高荣誉 你们可别犯怵
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[00:37.159]我是全年全市全面优秀学生干部
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[00:39.654]的室友 没有错 我的肚里确实没有墨
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[00:41.905]但边玩边学应付得来 替身还真的没有过
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[00:44.402]我是社 交鬼才 还没说话小脸开始发热
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[00:47.155]说过话的异性朋友竟然高达 8个
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[00:49.651]我的脸尖的像钟乳石 纯正的自然风光
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[00:51.902]我从来不敢低头 不然下巴会刺穿胸腔
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[00:54.410]没身高没颜值没头脑悲伤的雨里拉着肖邦
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[00:57.150]但除去了那些标签 真诚才是我的包装
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[00:58.902]花少北：
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[00:59.402]天空轰隆一声巨响 庆祝我的华丽登场
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[01:02.412]来到酒吧DJ在放爱的供氧
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[01:04.412]破洞裤的 洞越多就代表越时尚
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[01:06.666]不能阻挡冷风刺骨或者站在月球上
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[01:09.410]冷风中 我知道 对面的 她对我 已心跳
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[01:11.910]她却说 眼睛小 穿的少 觉得我 像沙雕
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[01:14.406]不甘心只做斗地主中的赌怪
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[01:16.655]嫉妒我的时间还不如去工地搬土块
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[01:19.405]我的家中没有被子盖的都是钱
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[01:21.902]我的存款就像海中的水多又咸
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[01:24.157]网络恶评在我看来像是幼儿园
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[01:26.652]跟我对线 小学生打国家运动员
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[01:29.160]看知乎的喷子也就涂个乐
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[01:31.410]要论恶心人 都得来找我 虚心报个课
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[01:33.906]天在看 人在做 每天开心不会错
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[01:36.660]多上撤所 呵呵
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[01:38.657]茶理理：
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[01:39.156]Welcome to the jungle
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[01:41.906]Welcome to the show
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[01:44.406]Welcome to the party
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[01:47.155]Welcome to the zoo
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[01:49.152]Welcome to the jungle
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[01:51.903]Welcome to the eden
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[01:54.156]Join me with the last dance
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[01:56.417]ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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[01:58.161]中国BOY：
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[01:58.903]我是贵阳的猴王 来自黔灵山后巷
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[02:01.157]吃着糯米饭长大 成年后我都不怕
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[02:03.659]打了十多年的游戏一直都垫底
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[02:05.903]我就是游戏区最丢人的菜鸡
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[02:08.411]生活游戏科技美妆哪里都能发光
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[02:10.907]观众看着我的视频下饭 边吃边说真香
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[02:13.660]做视频速度快的就像喝汤
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[02:15.904]不要叫我小猩猩 叫我mr kingkong
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[02:18.407]相机 麦克 开机 拍摄
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[02:20.908]来的路上三个vlog我都不嫌多
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[02:23.656]吃播 开箱 化妆 直播
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[02:26.153]回家路上这些内容我都不错过
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[02:28.162]猩猩哥 有点沉 憨憨长相没灵魂
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[02:30.657]单眼皮 厚嘴唇 长得像个元谋人
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[02:33.407]如果要 惹我那就敞开大门
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[02:35.663]不要跳 我家狗会咬烂你的大臀
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[02:37.900]某幻：
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[02:38.158]我从大海出生 手里抓着三十八的大虾
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[02:40.654]每天八只嘴里吧唧营养过剩所以我才头大
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[02:43.407]每天都晒着日光浴 墨镜都给我晒绿
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[02:46.411]皮肤黝黑那是太阳烙下的 荣 誉
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[02:48.911]我天天原浆不离口 青岛啤酒 我的朋友
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[02:51.902]是朋友见面就得喝一口
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[02:53.911]所以我没有朋友 哼
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[02:55.412]朋友们见到我的酒量就会发抖 你喝了吗
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[02:58.161]（Look）at me please baby honey
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[02:59.902]仔细 看 我到底是否真的 表 里不一
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[03:02.656]人做天看浑身都是 底气 除了我赖床 my baby
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[03:05.409]只是我身高一米八一头却占了一米七
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[03:07.905]每天都把自己给夸 贼辣 伟大 like rock
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[03:10.409]And i dont give a haha about 害怕 man
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[03:12.650]Drop on my beat grab Happiness
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[03:14.659]抛弃这水逆 my dear homi
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[03:16.157]We both bless u happy！
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[03:18.156]茶理理：
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[03:18.412]Welcome to the jungle
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[03:20.904]Welcome to the show
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[03:23.412]Welcome to the party
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[03:25.908]Welcome to the zoo
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[03:28.404]Welcome to the jungle
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[03:30.912]Welcome to the eden
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[03:33.412]Join me with the last dance
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[03:35.405]ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh