百变酒精 (cover: 法老) - 曲学昊

[00:00.0]作词: 法老
[00:09.09]作曲: 法老
[00:18.18]我是一个酒精过敏的帅哥
[00:20.16]我的酒品爆差
[00:21.3]但是我爆爱喝
[00:22.56]只要稍微喝一点酒我就会死
[00:24.63]但是让我疯狂喝酒你就会死
[00:26.94]我会掀起桌布给你吃个巴掌
[00:29.1]手握起白酒王然后吹牛撒谎
[00:31.41]老阿姨叫我宝贝男的自我保卫
[00:33.72]我暴揍我的老板并且丢了一个岗位
[00:35.97]宿醉醒来我发现我睡在工地
[00:38.13]次数多了我和工头居然成了homie
[00:40.29]我不仅有了工作收入还低了几倍
[00:42.63]每天搬砖之后我们就要起飞
[00:44.85]Club 里每天都有我的舞姿
[00:46.83]我们天天蹭卡消费从来不到50
[00:49.29]各种酒的品牌开始排队找我代言
[00:51.51]都被我给拒绝老子才不在乎钱
[00:53.73]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[00:56.01]我是百变酒精不是百变小樱
[00:58.14]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:00.21]今晚我要出门酒局你得小心
[01:02.43]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:04.59]我是百变酒精不是百变小樱
[01:07.08]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:09.0]今晚我要出门酒局你得小心
[01:11.55]保安给我过肩摔将我赶走
[01:13.5]隔壁为我何时呕吐开了一个盘口
[01:15.75]我的舞技让罗志祥也吓到颤抖
[01:17.94]每次跳完我都要吃三十五个馒头
[01:20.25]早上刷牙漱口洗脸都用酒精
[01:22.41]我已经成精了是只千年酒精
[01:24.6]欢迎隔壁卡座过来找我敬酒
[01:26.85]我会把你打晕并且所有酒都抢走
[01:29.25]爸爸从不担心我会喝多酒驾
[01:31.38]救护车每天凌晨三点准时送我回家
[01:33.72]每次酒局以前我都备好一封遗书
[01:35.91]四十万个红疹排满我的肌肤
[01:37.95]我的嘴巴肿的就像是一根烤肠
[01:40.259995]只要我能活着回家妈妈就会表扬
[01:42.6]酒精让我快乐
[01:43.740005]酒精让我悲伤
[01:45.119995]酒精将我肚子变成一整块的脂肪
[01:46.740005]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:49.020004]我是百变酒精不是百变小樱
[01:51.3]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:53.46]今晚我要出门酒局你得小心
[01:55.740005]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:57.990005]我是百变酒精不是百变小樱
[02:00.18]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:02.37]今晚我要出门酒局你得小心
[02:04.71]我一般不吐一吐吐个泳池
[02:06.84]我在里面游泳创造各种花式
[02:09.06]每次喝完我都会丢失一台手机
[02:11.4]如果没偷到我手机我隔日给你邮寄
[02:13.77]这就是我的性格
[02:14.88]充满血性
[02:15.75]每个摩的司机都把我当兄弟
[02:18.03]我和他们有36 种击掌手势
[02:20.22]他们不仅送我回家还要抢光我的首饰
[02:22.68]今天早上我突然决定要戒酒
[02:24.78]因为我的女朋友想要和我分手
[02:26.91]哦我想起来了我并没有女朋友
[02:29.16]那是十五年前那时我刚开始喝酒
[02:31.47]记得那时我的成绩非常优异
[02:33.54001]都是喝假酒让我成了一个砂皮
[02:35.97]如果能够重来我一定适量饮酒
[02:38.1]像个真的男人一样来上一桶汽油
[02:40.29001]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:42.36]我是百变酒精不是百变小樱
[02:44.67]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:46.86]今晚我要出门酒局你得小心
[02:49.05]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:51.27]我是百变酒精不是百变小樱
[02:53.58]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:55.77]今晚我要出门酒局你得小心
[03:13.77]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[03:17.88]我是百变酒精不是百变小樱
[03:20.16]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[03:22.41]今晚我要出门酒局你得小心
[03:24.6]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[03:26.85]我是百变酒精不是百变小樱
[03:29.07]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[03:31.26]今晚我要出门酒局你得小心