Dear Abby - John Prine

[00:05.16]Dear abby dear abby my feet are too long
[00:09.0]My hair's falling out and my rights are all wrong
[00:14.85]My friends they all tell me that I've no friends at all
[00:18.63]Won't you write me a letter won't you give me a call
[00:22.65]Signed bewildered
[00:30.27]Bewildered bewildered you have no complaint
[00:33.81]You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't
[00:38.31]So listen up buster and listen up good
[00:41.85]Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood
[00:50.85]Dear abby dear abby my fountain pen leaks
[00:54.66]My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks
[00:58.8]Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed
[01:02.7]If it weren't so expensive I'd wish I were dead
[01:06.39]Signed unhappy
[01:14.37]Unhappy unhappy you have no complaint
[01:17.79]You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't
[01:22.05]So listen up buster and listen up good
[01:25.68]Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood
[01:34.619995]Dear abby dear abby you won't believe this
[01:38.130005]But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss
[01:44.64]My girlfriend tells me it's all in my head
[01:48.09]But my stomach tells me to write you instead
[01:52.05]Signed noise maker
[01:59.729996]Noise maker noise maker you have no complaint
[02:03.21]You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't
[02:07.53]So listen up buster and listen up good
[02:11.13]Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood
[02:20.07]Dear abby dear abby well I never thought
[02:23.79001]That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught
[02:29.7]We were sitting in the back seat just shooting the breeze
[02:33.66]With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees
[02:37.65]Signed just married
[02:48.51]Just married just married you have no complaint
[02:59.04001]You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't
[03:45.48]So listen up buster and listen up good
[04:09.09]Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood