Screw the Nether - Yogscast

[00:13.460]It’s deep on the ground, that is bedrock.
[00:17.160]But don’t dig straight down, you will regret that.
[00:21.200]But now you feel brave, Equip with your spade, To roam in this cave.
[00:29.320]Not looking for gold, but this thing in purple.
[00:32.160]And I have been told, by some people,
[00:35.740]I will find a few bricks, with the two of this mixed.
[00:40.130]And a couple of clicks.
[00:43.460]I will be swinging my pick.
[00:45.410]This is all the prep that I go through.
[00:48.720]Even if my tools are just make do.
[00:51.180]I am moving to the nether, I am moving to the nether, I am moving to the nether
[00:59.820]10 blocks is the magical total, as that’s enough to build my portal.
[01:06.270]I am moving to the nether, I am moving to the nether, I am moving to the nether
[01:13.710]Wth, weathers great here, so put up a chair, Have some cold beer,
[01:20.250]you could live by the sea, so happy you’ll be, With your cobblestone tree.
[01:28.000]The neighbors are great, and nutritious.
[01:31.850]We eat bacon all night, it’s delicious.
[01:35.620]So all of them quibble, for the damage i deal.
[01:39.780]There’s plenty to steal.
[01:41.650]Hack and slice, Golden nugget, oh, I’m rich!
[01:44.780]Who cares if we’re giving up sunlight?
[01:48.620]Glow stone is all we need to keep things bright.
[01:51.090]Down you in the nether, we love it in the nether, you love it innnnn the nether.
[01:59.390]Don’t expect to see any creepers, that are one of my favorite’s features.
[02:06.010]Down you in the nether, We love it in the nether, You love it innnnn the nether.
[02:14.670]You got to know, you have to fight,
[02:18.140]Learn to play There’s mobs but it’s not night.
[02:21.880]The wooden sword won’t do it.
[02:23.890]They’re going to blast right through it. You got to potion do it.
[02:29.500]So watch your back, I’m not gonna warn you twice, Fight against oooooooo make him cry.
[02:36.630]They’re going to bomb around you, Make it holes you will fall in,
[02:40.320]you’re probably gonna fall in in in in in, Down the lava right in.
[02:45.820]Feels like hell the things I just been through, Won’t believe a thing that I tell you,
[02:52.230]You know what I will screw the nether. You know what I will screw the nether.
[02:55.420]You know what I will screw the nether
[03:00.810]can’t believe I lost my new gear too, Think I'd better come and rejoin you.
[03:07.380]You know what I’ll screw the nether. You know what I’ll screw the nether.
[03:10.230]You know what I’ll screw the nether.
[03:16.500]That’s it, I'm sick of this place, It's hot, It never rains, I'm sweating,
[03:22.090]My clothes are dirty and filthy and on fire,
[03:25.560]I'm absolutely sick of this place,
[03:28.770]I miss nature, all the pigs and the cows and the sheep’s stuff,
[03:33.360]I can't think what I’m gonna do!
[03:35.190]Oh my god, How sad! I wish I could return to the normal world.
[03:44.740]Bye!