Childrens Story - Slick Rick

[00:00.00] 作词 : Ricky Walters
[00:00.96] 作曲 : Ricky Walters
[00:01.92]Uncle Ricky
[00:12.36]could u read us a bed time story please, o please
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[00:16.98]（Alright you kids get to bed i'll get the story book.
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[00:22.48]yall tucked in?）yea
[00:23.04]Here we go
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[00:32.27]Once upon a time not long ago,
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[00:34.32]when people wore pajamas and lived life slow,
[00:35.08]When laws were stern and justice stood,
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[00:39.95]and people were behavin' like they ought ta good,
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[00:42.70]There lived a lil' boy who was misled,
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[00:47.33]by anotha lil' boy and this is what he said:
[00:48.76]"Me & You, Ty, we gonna make sum cash,
[00:49.70]robbin' old folks and makin' da dash",
[00:50.63]They did the job, money came with ease,
[00:52.07]but one couldn't stop, it's like he had a disease,
[00:54.20]He robbed another and another and a sista and her
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[00:56.32]brotha,
[00:56.76]tried to rob a man who was a D.T. undercover,
[00:58.70]The cop grabbed his arm, he started acting erratic,
[01:01.01]he said "Keep still, boy, no need for static",
[01:03.14]Punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap,
[01:05.39]but little did he know the lil' boy was strapped,
[01:07.70]The kid pulled out a gun, he said "Why'd ya hit me?",
[01:10.19]the barrel was set straight for the cop's kidney,
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[01:12.64]The cop got scared, the kid, he starts to figure,
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[01:15.14]"I'll do years if I pull this trigga",
[01:17.39]So he cold dashed and ran around the block,
[01:19.58]cop radioes it to another lady cop,
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[01:22.14]He ran by a tree, there he saw this sista,
[01:24.76]a shot for the head, he shot back but he missed her,
[01:26.76]Looked around good and from expectations,
[01:28.82]so he decided he'd hit for the subway stations,
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[01:31.07]But she was coming and he made a left,
[01:33.14]he was runnin' top speed till he was outta breath,
[01:35.57]Knocked an old man down and swore he killed him,（sorry）
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[01:38.14]then he made his move to an abandoned building,
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[01:40.58]Ran up the stairs up to the top floor,
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[01:43.01]opened up the door there, guess who he saw?,
[01:45.20]Dave the **** fiend shootin' ****,
[01:47.45]who don't know the meaning of water nor soap,
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[01:49.70]He said（I need bullets, hurry up, run）
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[01:52.13]the **** fiend brought back a spanking shotgun,
[01:54.57]He went outside but there was cops all over,
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[01:56.95]then he dipped into a car, a stolen Nova,
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[02:02.32]Raced up the block doing 83,
[02:04.13]crashed into a tree near university,
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[02:06.26]Escaped alive though the car was battered,
[02:07.95]rat-a-tat-tatted and all the cops scattered,
[02:09.51]Ran out of bullets and still had static,
[02:11.01]grabbed a pregnant lady and pulled out the automatic,
[02:13.19]Pointed at her head and he said the gun was full o' lead,
[02:15.57]he told the cops（Back off or honey here's dead）,
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[02:17.95]Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong,
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[02:20.63]so he let the lady go and he starts to run on,
[02:22.88]Sirens sounded, he seemed astounded,
[02:25.01]before long the lil' boy got surrounded,
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[02:27.51]He dropped the gun, so went the glory,
[02:29.70]and this is the way I have to end this story,
[02:32.07]He was only seventeen, in a madman's dream,
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[02:34.32]the cops shot the kid, I still hear him scream,
[02:36.50]This ain't funny so don't ya dare laugh,
[02:39.01]just another case about the wrong path,
[02:41.26]Straight 'n narrow or yo' soul gets CAST.
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[02:43.63]Good Night.
[02:44.32]Girl:oh boy, that uncle Ricky is really wierd
[02:46.20]I don't know, what does he mean straight 'n' narrow or your soul gets cast?
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[02:55.19]I don't know, I think he'll be crackin' it up for us,... Good nite