百变酒精 (cover: 法老) - 必死无疑

[00:00.0]作词: 法老
[00:09.15]作曲: 法老
[00:18.3]我是一个酒精过敏的帅哥
[00:20.28]我的酒品爆差
[00:21.39]但是我爆爱喝
[00:22.47]只要稍微喝一点酒我就会死
[00:24.69]但是让我疯狂喝酒你就会死
[00:26.94]我会掀起桌布给你吃个巴掌
[00:29.1]手握起白酒王然后吹牛撒谎
[00:31.38]老阿姨叫我宝贝男的自我保卫
[00:33.78]我暴揍我的老板并且丢了一个岗位
[00:36.06]宿醉醒来我发现我睡在工地
[00:38.04]次数多了我和工头居然成了homie
[00:40.2]我不仅有了工作收入还低了几倍
[00:42.51]每天搬砖之后我们就要起飞
[00:44.67]Club 里每天都有我的舞姿
[00:46.98]我们天天蹭卡消费从来不到50
[00:49.14]各种酒的品牌开始排队找我代言
[00:51.27]都被我给拒绝老子才不在乎钱
[00:53.79]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[00:55.74]我是百变酒精不是百变小樱
[00:58.02]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:00.21]今晚我要出门酒局你得小心
[01:02.49]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:04.62]我是百变酒精不是百变小樱
[01:06.93]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:09.09]今晚我要出门酒局你得小心
[01:11.61]保安给我过肩摔将我赶走
[01:13.59]隔壁为我何时呕吐开了一个盘口
[01:15.81]我的舞技让罗志祥也吓到颤抖
[01:18.03]每次跳完我都要吃三十五个馒头
[01:20.25]早上刷牙漱口洗脸都用酒精
[01:22.41]我已经成精了是只千年酒精
[01:24.72]欢迎隔壁卡座过来找我敬酒
[01:26.79]我会把你打晕并且所有酒都抢走
[01:29.16]爸爸从不担心我会喝多酒驾
[01:31.35]救护车每天凌晨三点准时送我回家
[01:33.6]每次酒局以前我都备好一封遗书
[01:35.79]四十万个红疹排满我的肌肤
[01:38.04]我的嘴巴肿的就像是一根烤肠
[01:40.2]只要我能活着回家妈妈就会表扬
[01:42.69]酒精让我快乐
[01:43.86]酒精让我悲伤
[01:44.97]酒精将我肚子变成一整块的脂肪
[01:46.95]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:49.08]我是百变酒精不是百变小樱
[01:51.36]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:53.55]今晚我要出门酒局你得小心
[01:55.83]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:57.96]我是百变酒精不是百变小樱
[02:00.27]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:02.4]今晚我要出门酒局你得小心
[02:04.68]我一般不吐一吐吐个泳池
[02:06.87]我在里面游泳创造各种花式
[02:09.12]每次喝完我都会丢失一台手机
[02:11.31]如果没偷到我手机我隔日给你邮寄
[02:13.53]这就是我的性格
[02:14.67]充满血性
[02:15.78]每个摩的司机都把我当兄弟
[02:17.91]我和他们有36 种击掌手势
[02:20.19]他们不仅送我回家还要抢光我的首饰
[02:22.65]今天早上我突然决定要戒酒
[02:24.66]因为我的女朋友想要和我分手
[02:26.85]哦我想起来了我并没有女朋友
[02:29.1]那是十五年前那时我刚开始喝酒
[02:31.35]记得那时我的成绩非常优异
[02:33.54001]都是喝假酒让我成了一个砂皮
[02:35.79001]如果能够重来我一定适量饮酒
[02:37.98]像个真的男人一样来上一桶汽油
[02:40.23]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:41.52]我是百变酒精不是百变小樱
[02:42.45]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:43.26]今晚我要出门酒局你得小心
[02:44.4]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:45.18]我是百变酒精不是百变小樱
[02:45.95999]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:46.86]今晚我要出门酒局你得小心
[02:49.14]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:50.4]我是百变酒精不是百变小樱
[02:51.33]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:52.14]今晚我要出门酒局你得小心
[02:53.31]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:54.09]我是百变酒精不是百变小樱
[02:54.87]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:55.74]今晚我要出门酒局你得小心