Klap Ya Handz - Das EFX

[00:00.000] 作词 : Hines, Porter, Weston
[00:09.93]Well uhh, ? is macaroni and cheese
[00:12.27]Before I start, I gots ta umm fart, no I gots ta uhh sneeze
[00:15.11]Not, I gotcha trippin, yippity-doo-da-day
[00:17.50]Shucks, I'm makin bucks so umm hip-hip-hooray and then some
[00:20.02]Cos I'm a powsy wowsy ace boon coon
[00:22.00]So shout "wa-bap-a-loo-ba-bawa-bam-boom!"
[00:24.72]Drayx up for sure dang, now that I'm flexed
[00:26.91]My a-efx'll quote, when the bridge fell down
[00:29.36]And i'ma good ship with the lollipop
[00:31.75]Left town so yiggity-yack, you booga-loo black
[00:34.36]Oki doki, oopsy daisy, cos I'm crazy like that
[00:36.61]But it's the cat got snuffed, or mr.red and his crew
[00:39.00]So roll a spliff and rub-a-dub and then ya make beef stew
[00:41.56]Troop, I got the hoolahoop, baby woop, dooby-doo
[00:44.20]Lassie boy, you made a mess, now go and get the pooper scoop
[00:46.50]Oops, I wibble-wobble-wobble-wee while I make
[00:48.76]But hocus-pocus and yippy-yi-yo, yay for Drayz and...
[00:51.88]"klap your hands now" (x3)
[01:00.98]Bon voyage, look out below cos umm
[01:03.26]I got my socks on, the popcorn, the hubba bubba, yep gum
[01:06.27]Skippity bum, you think I don't know the time
[01:08.26]Well it's half-past a cow's ass and I'm a real bad ass
[01:11.06]Yeah, Chitty-bang-boom-bang, yo who rang?
[01:13.01]Abra-cadabra, Jiminy crickets, set the wrists to my slang
[01:15.57]I got the nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, yes
[01:18.03]Stuffy-head, coughing, aching, fever so you can rest-type rhymes
[01:20.54]? catch the fever for the flavor of a spliff
[01:22.93]Or a uzi, be careful who you choose, could choose a marvin, choose a ship
[01:25.86]Lickity split, cos flippity-lips can sink ships
[01:27.75]And yo, a sandwich isn't a sandwich without the miracle whip
[01:30.26]In the morning, yawning as I stand for group check
[01:32.81]To back up, I slap up, r-r-right up your poop deck
[01:35.11]Yep, so what the heck, you gives rhymes like a cheque
[01:37.51]Because the a is for apple
[01:38.86]The j is for 'ja back to book bets'
[01:40.48]And then s-k-double o-be on mansel
[01:42.47]So if ya happy and ya know it, klap your hands
[01:45.35]"klap your hands now" (x3)
[01:54.41]Well uhh, woopty doody, abba doozy, it's time
[01:56.82]I'm on the yabber dabber, scribber scrabber, shimmy sham flam
[01:59.47]So, heavens-to-betsy, golly wolly, gee whiz
[02:01.77]My lickity split got splat, the diddly squat was hot
[02:04.13]Oh yeah, dapper doodly do, you don't know mr. magoo?
[02:06.49]You heard I'm loco, well yo, I'm despicable too
[02:08.89]So umm, hi ho silver and away we go
[02:11.35]The lone ranger got pissed and shot tonto in his toes, so
[02:13.89]Holy toledo, cowabunga, what gives
[02:16.24]I heard you shot my borough til *? blow at twins? *
[02:18.77]The name farmer's up in me, need no give me no more
[02:21.07]Cos that soul lock ya stands, I can't stands no more
[02:23.60]So zippity doo, da day, woops I gots stuff
[02:26.05]See I'm sneaky freaky peaky plus I'm chock full of nuts
[02:28.62]But yo my Almond Joy caught a cap in his chest
[02:31.02]So hey, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
[02:33.41]If a woodchuck could chuck, fxck you know the rest
[02:35.87]So seizin it, seizin it, seizin it I shall
[02:38.28]Cos it's the krayzie drayzie wit the books, that's my pal and..
[02:41.27]"klap your hands now" (x3)
[02:50.43]A diggity-cap, my slipp'ry style is ?
[02:52.67]I got the Mott's, the back pop, crackle and snap
[02:55.23]And all that, me and a gang of ping ping bang zoomer
[02:57.64]To freak ya outcha sneakers and knock your granny out her bloomers
[03:00.15]Yo some say I'm brooklyn bomber, some say brooklyn boop
[03:02.55]But don't consider me as no follower, no runner or no poop
[03:04.99]But just rock, a by, rock, a by booboo
[03:07.41]Let your fingers do the walkin, hey I'm talkin, yoohoo
[03:10.03]Can ya, can ya hear me? checka, checka 1-2
[03:12.28]Aye, yo, sit Ubu sit, shxt cos I'm the one who
[03:14.84]Kick a rhyme in singular, so son, get used to it
[03:17.25]Cos Puff the magic dragon, I'll kick a rhyme in duplicate
[03:19.70]Or triplicate, can't forget my boogaloo big jaw
[03:22.04]Umm, listen everyone as I kick the jigsaw
[03:24.59]M-i-crooked letter, crooked letter, i
[03:27.06]Crooked letter, crooked letter, I hump back
[03:29.46]Hump back, i, you can't touch i
[03:31.87]Cos I's gots dem and dem is bound to make ya...
[03:34.59]"klap your hands now"